An alternative for ascendency points.

It would be much preferably if there were another option for attaining ascendency points in path of exile.

for example:
- slamming my head into a brick wall for half an hour or
- visiting Afghanistan to teach Islamic State about the merits of Christianity.

Either of these options are more appealing than running labyrinth one more time. And much less painful.

I'm more than willing to offer more alternatives of course.

Here's a few more:
- [Removed by Support]
- offer up my nether regions as a stage to host the next rendition of river dance in pinned heels.
- travel back in time to the beginning of the universe and insert the condensed energy of existence rectally.

All these are viable options and a lot more enjoyable than labyrinth currently is.

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Abdiel_Kavash wrote:

Is "pay someone a couple chaos for a carry" among your preferred options?

Nope, I'd still have to enter the labyrinth.

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The_Reporter wrote:

I'd rather eat fresh poop.

I can send you a pile, I know you only like eating the best poop.

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goetzjam wrote:

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The_Reporter wrote:

I'd rather eat fresh poop.

I can send you a pile, I know you only like eating the best poop.

These threads get so tiring...

I don't really understand I guess. Don't do Lab on shitty days? Today's layout, if you go the right route, has a whopping 2 Trap Gauntlets + Gold Key Trap Gauntlet. And you can literally Quicksilver through them. Choose days like this. Did 100 for the grind this league was literally easy while watching TV

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_Saranghaeyo_ wrote:

These threads get so tiring...

Sounds like a very strong signal towards ggg to stop forcing us in this horrible part of the game.

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I don't really understand I guess.

Understatement, since you keep asking us to play shitty content because you enjoy it.

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Don't do Lab on shitty days?

I'd rather not do it on any day, thank you.

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Today's layout, if you go the right route, has a whopping 2 Trap Gauntlets + Gold Key Trap Gauntlet. And you can literally Quicksilver through them. Choose days like this.

No thank you.

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Did 100 for the grind this league was literally easy while watching TV

Great to hear, so you'll be doing lots of lab if they take the ascendency points out of them. Good for you.
The rest of us however would rather never play labyrinth again. Or have one of the nicer alternatives, like hitting my head against a wall for half an hour.

Please get good

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Hyskoa wrote:

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_Saranghaeyo_ wrote:

These threads get so tiring...

Sounds like a very strong signal towards ggg to stop forcing us in this horrible part of the game.

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I don't really understand I guess.

Understatement, since you keep asking us to play shitty content because you enjoy it.

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Don't do Lab on shitty days?

I'd rather not do it on any day, thank you.

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Today's layout, if you go the right route, has a whopping 2 Trap Gauntlets + Gold Key Trap Gauntlet. And you can literally Quicksilver through them. Choose days like this.

No thank you.

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Did 100 for the grind this league was literally easy while watching TV

Great to hear, so you'll be doing lots of lab if they take the ascendency points out of them. Good for you.
The rest of us however would rather never play labyrinth again. Or have one of the nicer alternatives, like hitting my head against a wall for half an hour.

Actually, with or without ascendancy I've probably made ~20-30 ex doing Lab this league. So yeah, that'll probably continue to happen.

I suppose thanks to people like you though LOL