Donald Trump

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fozziex wrote:

Mr. President! Mr President! We need your signature on these important documents.

GO AWAY! Can't you see I'm tweeting!

I've got to get back at those people that have pissed me off!
So all you have to do is say enough stuff he feels a slight and you will paralyze him.
Picture him hunched over his phone getting finger cramps.

Of course. When you think about it. How do we even know it's him doing it? Hmmmm.
Looks like the Chinese are figuring it out.

Don't worry people I'm gonna fix everything. Turkey in every pot, car in every garage, super cheap medical care, no taxes, huge military.

No sweat I'll just get Mexico to pay for it all.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the ticket!

I'll drain the swamp by making it bigger. See the water level will look LOWER!
My drones will fall for that.

Why do Republicans seem so gloomy all the time?
What part of "you won" don't they understand?

Not being a Yank, I can switch on CNN ( you know the fake news guys), Make me up a big bowl of popcorn and be entertained endlessly. At least for four years.

I do agree with him on one thing. So sad. So sad.

Have a nice day one and all!

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fozziex wrote:

Mr. President! Mr President! We need your signature on these important documents.

GO AWAY! Can't you see I'm tweeting!

I've got to get back at those people that have pissed me off!
So all you have to do is say enough stuff he feels a slight and you will paralyze him.
Picture him hunched over his phone getting finger cramps.

Of course. When you think about it. How do we even know it's him doing it? Hmmmm.
Looks like the Chinese are figuring it out.

Don't worry people I'm gonna fix everything. Turkey in every pot, car in every garage, super cheap medical care, no taxes, huge military.

No sweat I'll just get Mexico to pay for it all.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the ticket!

I'll drain the swamp by making it bigger. See the water level will look LOWER!
My drones will fall for that.

Why do Republicans seem so gloomy all the time?
What part of "you won" don't they understand?

Not being a Yank, I can switch on CNN ( you know the fake news guys), Make me up a big bowl of popcorn and be entertained endlessly. At least for four years.

I do agree with him on one thing. So sad. So sad.

Have a nice day one and all!

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TheAnuhart wrote:

I'm crying.

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Xavderion wrote:

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TheAnuhart wrote:

I'm crying.

Way funnier than SNL.

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Xavderion wrote:

Trump 17 years ago:

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If you wanted to accomplish four things as president, what would they be?
My number 1 goal would be to make our economy boom. My plan to impose a onetime net worth tax of 14.25% on the superwealthy, when combined with our current projected surpluses, will raise enough to pay off the national debt. That would save us $200 billion a year in interest. I’d use half the savings to cut taxes for the middle class. I’d use the other half to fund Social Security and finance a new health care system.

Second, I’d like to end the rip-off of America by our allies. We pay for their defense, and they screw us with their trade policies. I would appoint myself U.S. trade representative and conduct the negotiations with our major trading partners myself ­— and I guarantee you the rip-off of America would end.

Third, I would press for universal health care. It’s ridiculous that the richest country on Earth can’t provide first-rate health care for our people. I would put forward a comprehensive health care program and fund it with an increase in corporate taxes. I’d strictly regulate the pharmaceutical firms to end these 500% profits on drugs that are cheap to produce. I like the Canadian system, although their health care is not the best. If you combine their system with the quality of our health care, we could provide cradle-to-grave health care for everyone.

Last, I’d like to restore the spirit of America. I don't think we’ve had the American spirit much in recent years. The last leader to inspire confidence and build the American spirit was Ronald Reagan. I don’t agree with everything he did, but I agree with a lot — and I have to admit, I liked his style. I also want to see a greater atmosphere of tolerance. The dragging death of James Byrd in Texas or the murder of Matthew Shepard in Wyoming is a national disgrace. We must have a more tolerant society.