FISHING ROD ( HOW CAN I USE IT )

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Nightprowler wrote:

It seems a little too obvious, what with the jesus quote, also was mary magdalene ever called a siren?

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Fishing Rod + Tabula Rasa + Albino Rhoa Feather

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DalaiLama wrote:

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Nightprowler wrote:

It seems a little too obvious, what with the jesus quote, also was mary magdalene ever called a siren?

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Fishing Rod + Tabula Rasa + Albino Rhoa Feather

Three exiles were fishing in the Underground Sea, when a man wearing a Crown of Thorns and a Tabula Rasa walked across the water and joined them in the boat.

When the three exiles could finally find the courage to speak, the Marauder asked humbly, "Jesus, using cyclone has destroyed my back and I live in pain. Could you help me?"

"Of course, my child," Jesus said, and touched the huge man's back. The Marauder smiled as the pain vanished.

A Ranger with squinting eyes spoke next, "Jesus my eyesight is terrible and the only way I can hit anything is if I use this Lioneye's Glare."

Jesus smiled, removed the woman's bow and tossed it into the sea. When the bow splashed into the water, the Ranger's eyes opened and she could see with perfect clarity.

Then Jesus turned to the Templar whose skin was taut and horribly scarred from a lifetime of righteous fire.

The Templar put his pink waxy hands out defensively. "Don't touch me!" The Templar cried. "I'm on a disability pension."

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DalaiLama wrote:

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Nightprowler wrote:

It seems a little too obvious, what with the jesus quote, also was mary magdalene ever called a siren?

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you Fishing Rod + Tabula Rasa + Albino Rhoa Feather

Three exiles were fishing in the Underground Sea, when a man wearing a Crown of Thorns and a Tabula Rasa walked across the water and joined them in the boat.

When the three exiles could finally find the courage to speak, the Marauder asked humbly, "Jesus, using cyclone has destroyed my back and I live in pain. Could you help me?"

"Of course, my child," Jesus said, and touched the huge man's back. The Marauder smiled as the pain vanished.

A Ranger with squinting eyes spoke next, "Jesus my eyesight is terrible and the only way I can hit anything is if I use this Lioneye's Glare."

Jesus smiled, removed the woman's bow and tossed it into the sea. When the bow splashed into the water, the Ranger's eyes opened and she could see with perfect clarity.

Then Jesus turned to the Templar whose skin was taut and horribly scarred from a lifetime of righteous fire.

The Templar put his pink waxy hands out defensively. "Don't touch me!" The Templar cried. "I'm on a disability pension."