Dude, fucking WHAT?
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I pop in a Xoph's Flawless Breachstone. Never done it before, wanted to try it. The normal ones were no problem.
I zone in... and my timer is 10 seconds to start with? Okay. That's new. Whatever, let's just clear as hard & fast as we can! ... Nope. These packs must have about 30 million HP, because it takes me way too long to kill them with my several million AoE burst damage. I only kill a few groups before my time runs out. Okay, guess I don't get crap for loot at the end. Time to run all the way to the end of the map to fight the boss-- ... What????? I don't even get to fight the boss??? I just fucking put in a map apparently worth about 4 Divines. I don't even get to attempt the boss, because I failed a trash clear speed check??? Dude. This game, at every possible turn, fucking slaps you in the face. THIS SHIT IS NOT GOOD. STOP DEFENDING THIS, YOU STOCKHOLME-RIDDLED COMMUNITY. And I swear to god, if that one guy comes in here and tells me I should have read the Wiki, watched 10 Youtube videos, and datamined the game's coding and studied it over the last few months before deciding to undergo in another section of this game's content, I'm gonna GO the fuck off, my man. Okay. It's out of my system. Cheers. (Fuck this game though, for real.) Last bumped on Feb 5, 2025, 3:41:12 PM
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The game is ALPHA.
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YOU LOSE. YOU GET NOTHING. GOOD DAY.
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Ayyyyyy, bought a normal Xoph Breachstone because I'm just tryin' ta do my Mavens.
Mah main man Xoph dropped me a Blessing! He's got my back after GGG stabbed it. YOU AIGHT, XOPH. You aight.
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This if my favorite type of thread. It's actually why I continue to come to this sewer of a form.
Dude fails at pinnacle content, then immediately rages on the forums, claims GGG stabbed him in the back, and finally rages that nobody should tell him to do the obvious, easy thing that would fix all his problems... Lol. |
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" Source: thread Aaaaaaand he's back. 12 years and you still haven't learned to browse the Wiki before attempting rare and unknown content. Waiting for your next reply to tell us what unskilled noobs we all are and how you already know how everything works. [Removed by Support] Gaming PC: Win 11, 7600X3D, RTX 4080, 32GB DDR5-6000 CL30, 7000 MB/s SSD, 850W, 3840x2160p 120Hz Streaming PC: Win 11, i5-12400, RTX 4060, 32GB DDR5-6000 CL36, 7000 MB/s SSD, 450W, 1920x1080p 60Hz [Removed by Support] Last edited by BaumisMagicalWorld#0673 on Feb 2, 2025, 11:46:57 PM
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" I mean I have to admit, threads like these are why I still check GD from time to time. Yep, totally over league play.
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Damn, some weird replies in here. You guys are exposing yourselves so hard, lmao.
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What did you expect to happen when you take your trash tier character to attempt uber content? Running flawless breachstones with that character of yours is like taking a bicycle to a formula 1 race and then complain you didn't get a price coming in dead last 3 hours after the race ended because you are so freaking slow.
We all know you hate learning but come on, this is ridiculous. If you rush blindly into content you don't know jackshit about it's obvious that stuff like that is gonna happen. |
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Very transparent and very easy. But you aren't worth the time.
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OP is at least partially right on one thing, if they don't want to check the wiki before a new thing, they shouldn't. I don't because I like the surprise of something new. That's the part they're partially right on if that's how they want to play the game.
The coming here to complain about something you didn't know going in part is clearly wrong though. You can either be surprised, or you can read up before going in. Doing uber content and expecting to get it right without knowledge of the encounter is always going to end badly beforehand. Now you know. The question is, how do you handle it (besides coming here to complain about it)? Thanks for all the fish!
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