What happens when you let an algorithm write the 3.0.0 patch notes

Next time you should run it though google translate.... rofl

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Bex_GGG wrote:

[li]Puncture and Viper Strike now have a hidden damage multiplier that would cause spontaneous hair growth or a 4-linked rare item.[/li]

O_O This explains so much!

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Bex_GGG wrote:

Ice Spear now has 3-5% Chance to Ignite.

What has this game come to???

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Glacial Hammer now has 3-5% Chance to Poison on the character select screen.

But super hyped about this. Been wanting forever. /s

How is this any different from how you guys usually write your patch notes? If anything, this one is more eloquent. Hire the script full-time and have it replace the balancing team.

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Bex_GGG wrote:

You can now be found in The Fall of Oriath.
You can no longer exist.

So are we entering into some sort of weird Existential Paradox when 3.0.0 releases? This will be very interesting.

We've made this change to the sewers.
Fixed a bug where Lightning Warp remote mine could prevent you from interacting with NPCs.
Fixed a bug where monsters could turn to a gateway in Japan to play Path of Exile's story.
Puncture and Viper Strike now have a hidden damage multiplier that would cause spontaneous hair growth or a 4-linked rare item.
Bleeding doesn't do extra damage while the target is stationary, making it a more versatile source of desync with Blink Arrow and Mirror Arrow.
Fire Traps's damage over time and pierce have been buffed, bringing them on par with the Bandits have been renamed Port.
Bleeding and Poison are now 'Left-click' and 'Right-click'.
Removed the Cruel Labyrinth, the Merciless Labyrinth, you must complete the Cruel Labyrinth, you must use this before allocating or refunding any other waypoint..
+15% to all attacks (not just melee)
Puncture's description has been reduced to 35%
Glacial Hammer now has 3-5% Chance to Poison on the character select screen.
The Join button for races would not remove the buffs being granted by Headhunter.


Headhunter nerf not confirmed!

"All of your old characters and items are still present in the Cruel Labyrinth."

Game for noobs

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Bex_GGG wrote:

You can no longer exist.

These nerfs are getting out of hand.

zing