What happens when you let an algorithm write the 3.0.0 patch notes

Getting a little hostile with these patch notes, eh GGG? "You can no longer exist." Guess I'm done playing.
Where in the actual heck does hair growth fit in?
Last edited by awetZ020#5407 on Jul 31, 2017, 7:34:10 PM
lol :)

had to read the previous ones for more lols
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Bex_GGG wrote:

  • Nessa's model has been renamed Shrieker.




*insert dirty joke here*
Last edited by Shppy#6163 on Jul 31, 2017, 7:37:34 PM
I wish Qarl put this level of effort replying to reddit
"You can no longer exist"

TODAY IS THE DAY ! FeelsBadMan :gun:
Check out my Fire Nova Mine Guide (3.2) : https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1774498
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Bex_GGG wrote:

  • You can now be found in The Fall of Oriath
  • You can no longer exist.



wat
猿も木から落ちる。
원숭이도 나무에서 떨어질 때가 있다.
Even monkeys fall from trees.

Started playing beta in March 2013, quit in March 2014, came back in March 2017, and is addicted ever since. (inb4 I quit in March 2018 (lol didn't happen yay))
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Bex_GGG wrote:

You can no longer exist.


Guess I'll die
"Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile." -unknown
"The Emperor beckons and the world attends." -Izaro
"Shine boldly so that all may find you when the night falls." -Izaro
Last edited by devon752#5895 on Jul 31, 2017, 7:45:03 PM
This is the most amazing patch notes ever. Would make a perfect April Fools joke.
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Bex_GGG wrote:
You can no longer exist

I guess that's the feeling of a lot of addicted poe players. Best patch notes ever.

ps: Bex, all Turmoil rewards were sent already?
My end, it justifies my means,
All I ever do is delay,
My every attempt to evade,
The end of the road
And my end....
Last edited by imLuCaSsS#6273 on Jul 31, 2017, 7:57:46 PM

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