What happens when you let an algorithm write the 3.0.0 patch notes

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tacotiklah wrote:

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Bex_GGG wrote:

• You can now be found in The Fall of Oriath
• You can no longer exist.

Schrodinger's Exile is actually a thing?

(apparently I can't type what I had because it was detected as spam, even though it was just a "we heard you like X in your X, so we X...." meme)

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You can no longer exist.

Thought you'd never ask

LOL...that Markov's alg it's working well!

This is getting out of controll? What the actual fuck ?
Glacial Hammer now has 3-5% Chance to Poison
Ice Spear now has 3-5% Chance to Ignite.

Damn Ice in Path of Exile...

Could we get Meatballs skill that can freeze , PRETTY PLS !! I will donut muney..

Wow

Fixed a bug where monsters could turn to a gateway in Japan to play Path of Exile's story.

Well, I'm not sure this is that much news for Japan, don't they usually have issues with monsters?

Now the monsters are going to be bored.

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Bex_GGG wrote:

[li]You can no longer exist.[/li]

though times ahead of us.

Hmm... You can no longer exist, and now we can be found in Fall of Oriath?...

Sounds like we're going to be transported into the game world like in Tron.

"You can no longer exist."

But I want to exist! If I don't get the patch, I'll still exist, right? Please answer, time sensitive!

/satire

Love these "patch" notes.

I wish for April Fools they actually implement some of these changes for a day.