Balance team

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Kaw wrote:

Spoiler

Reading the patch notes I realised that I know a few things about the balance team that will help you deal with the tears and sadness.

I really don't want to mock anyone. I am a victim too.

Anyway... Back to the balance team.

Meet Dexter.

Dexter is careful. Dexter made a lot of small changes in the right direction.
You know Dexter from the following patchnotes:

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Heavy Strike: 5% more damage.
Glacial Hammer: 6% more damage.
Dominating Blow: 6% more attack damage (not minion damage).

And there is Dee Dee...

Dee Dee likes fire.

So she buffed things a bit:

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Fireball: 50% more damage.

She also likes icecream.

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Icecream: 70% more damage.

She likes some drama so:

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Triggered Skill Improvements:

The team had a lot of internal discussion:


But Dee Dee pushed the release button anyway and managed to get away from Dexter.


That's how it all happend.
I am sure that 2.5 will contain some 'repairs' made by Dexter. I hope they fire Dee Dee.

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raics wrote:

That's to be expected, I'm finding it more amazing that actual patch notes were funnier than the markovian version.