Balance team

Reading the patch notes I realised that I know a few things about the balance team that will help you deal with the tears and sadness.

I really don't want to mock anyone. I am a victim too.


Anyway... Back to the balance team.

Meet Dexter.

Dexter is careful. Dexter made a lot of small changes in the right direction.
You know Dexter from the following patchnotes:

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Heavy Strike: 5% more damage.
Glacial Hammer: 6% more damage.
Dominating Blow: 6% more attack damage (not minion damage).

And there is Dee Dee...

Dee Dee likes fire.

So she buffed things a bit:

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Fireball: 50% more damage.

She also likes icecream.

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Icecream: 70% more damage.

She likes some drama so:

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Triggered Skill Improvements:

The team had a lot of internal discussion:


But Dee Dee pushed the release button anyway and managed to get away from Dexter.


That's how it all happend.
I am sure that 2.5 will contain some 'repairs' made by Dexter. I hope they fire Dee Dee.

lol

This thread is priceless. Thumbs up buddy :D

I see the same as you... when I read the Patch Notes, it's like 3 different people made the changes...

dexter is too slow, dee dee shit on stuff since 2013, why no1 shoot dee dee yet?

I laughed, thank you OP.

Ahaha. On point mate

Bless you gentle soul.

Peace,

-Boem-

I like turtles.

Just on point.

Made me smile :)

Shit this is golden.