What happens when you let an algorithm write the 2.0.0 patch notes

I love this. Very funny, Chris.

"The Dread Thicket is now always 50%"
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Chris wrote:
  • Fixed problems that would occur when moving quickly between hundreds of item to collect and craft.


Finally!
Last edited by Warester on Jul 8, 2015, 1:13:47 PM
Fixed a camera bug that was visible when using a Divine Orb on an existing stack of the Path of Exile.

New Currency Item Announced. The Path of Exile.
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mandodiao wrote:
Fixed a camera bug that was visible when using a Divine Orb on an existing stack of the Path of Exile.

New Currency Item Announced. The Path of Exile.
About time they told us what the title of the game means.
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edit do we only lose 2%exp for death?
Last edited by stipen on Jul 8, 2015, 1:38:28 PM
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Hahaha, pure gold.

>Quest Rewards: Due to substantial balance changes, every existing character has been substantially reduced, including values on existing items.

I KNEW IT! PATH OF NERFS CONFIRMED
Last edited by Imprecision on Jul 8, 2015, 2:27:28 PM
This is so great, I was already gasping for breath when I reached "Party leaders are now preloaded correctly. You can recognise these because they look like volcanic KaruiStone squares rather than an existing stack of currency items". This is soooooo stupid but really Really REALLY funny!

oh, and this:
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Chris wrote:

Hovering over the past few years, it's expected that not every item holds up as well as it once did.


Is this a sneaked in official justification for all the changes you have made to several unique items? May we quote you on this out of context? I can already imagine the reddit-thread "GGG officially defending item nerfs over the past years, KappaOrRiot" ;)

I wish you (and me) a smooth and good start with The Awakening.


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You can now transition between areas.



Thanks goodness this QOL improvement is finally being implemented.. ._.
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