General Discussion - What happens when you let an algorithm write the 2.0.0 patch notes - Forum

" Chris wrote: Cybil's Paw: Increased Spell Damage Mods can now tab between Stream option text fields. Oh man, my unique is going places.	Posted by Bunnu on Jul 8, 2015, 10:18:07 PM Quote this Post
" Chris wrote: Now grants +2 to the Northern Forest rather than when you walk away from it. This. In Game Name Is PepegaMAGAphone 94 Assassin Metamorph SC	Posted by JustSage on Jul 8, 2015, 10:45:54 PM Quote this Post
" Chris wrote: You can now transition between areas. FINALLY! Thanks I got sick of farming Hillock xD	Posted by BadBuild on Jul 8, 2015, 11:14:03 PM Quote this Post
Someone needs to wind Tick-Tock. His thoughts have obviously run down. Berek's Grip Ice Spear http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/780707 Budget Magicfind and/or Hardcore Flame Totem http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1211543	Posted by Necrogue on Jul 8, 2015, 11:46:10 PM Quote this Post
" You can now transition between areas. Fucking finally! I've been bitching about this for years, and all my friends quit PoE because of it! Funny thing is, to an outside observer, these patch notes would look no different than actual ones.	Posted by Novan on Jul 9, 2015, 12:40:49 AM Quote this Post
lols	Posted by Wildmind on Jul 9, 2015, 12:41:55 AM Quote this Post
" Chris wrote: [li]NPC and player names are now less inclined to attack the user.[/li] [li]Fixed a camera bug that was visible when using a Divine Orb on an existing stack of the Path of Exile.[/li] [li]Party leaders are now preloaded correctly. You can recognise these because they look like volcanic KaruiStone squares rather than an existing stack of currency items [/li] [li]Vaal Pact has also been moved prior to Vaal Ruins.[/li] [li]Traps can drop maps.[/li] [li]Maps from the struck enemy that fly at other enemies.[/li] [/list] Attack of the npcs new race ? want to visit new vaal pact as a vocanic karusitone looking leader with map throwing map striking traps ! Atleast bot knows the correct grammar :) chaotic neutral	Posted by nubmoj on Jul 9, 2015, 1:18:57 AM Quote this Post
" Chris wrote: Maps from the struck enemy that fly at other enemies. WAT?!?!!! MY BUILD!!! THROWING MAPS WAS LEGIT THOUGH :( Unique Map Making~ http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1174961 I like music. Do you like music? Cause I sure as hell like a lot of random music. Last edited by SerythXavier on Jul 9, 2015, 2:13:16 AM	Posted by SerythXavier on Jul 9, 2015, 2:13:00 AM Quote this Post
I would believe these patch notes were written by that crazy Uncle Cid if you catch my drift.	Posted by TRV on Jul 9, 2015, 3:39:59 AM Quote this Post
Hahaha, so good. Can't wait, too much hype! IGN: Scordalia_	Posted by Caliginosus on Jul 9, 2015, 4:06:40 AM Quote this Post