Make Patch notes that will make everyone happy

-Cruel and Merciless removed, now a free form mode with adjustable difficulty has been added to those that defeat normal.

-Engine optimizations were made, specifically in rainy zones and with lots of effects.

-Desynch correction systems were added to the game.

-Improvements to difficulty adjustment when solo or in a party.

Act 4 released tomorrow with 1.2.4. In addition, we've made master missions automagically turn in when you complete them, so you're not running back and forth across the zone.

The difference engine does quick calculations for each monster 1-shot ability, such as Dominus' "Touch of God" and if it detects your character out of sync, it pauses the monster, invites you and he over for tea, and waits till resync occurs before continuing the fight.

Can anyone tell to someone from GGG take a look at this post and see what they can do from these "Patch Notes"? There's so much gold in here that must be seen.

"Uploaded a little spoiler video for Mondays patch. In the video we will be showing all of the forum police (That we have been wasting valuable resources on) being fired while we laugh hysterically at them and show them what a power trip feels like"

"Completely ended any work being done on new acts or microtransactions"

"Trained the guys doing ^ to fix the game because we clearly cant find anyone else"

"Stopped being spineless when it comes to maphacks and RMT, attempting to ban people before they cheat for 5000 hours"

"Removed our name and shame policy so little fucks can be properly called out"

"Every registered account will receive 1 ggg gold for every hour of play time theyve spent putting up with desync"

"Added an option to refund supporter packs to the portion of the community that was under the impression that PoE would stay hardcore"

What is wrong you jdily?

Anyway updated mine on page 2, I think I will keep updating it. I really like the idea of this thread and I hope GGG may give it some attention.

Added an ignore function to the forums to filter the incessant rambling of a select few. Oh I would be so happy.

- Your dps has been doubled and reflect halved.
Enjoy...

Dirk i don't want your pixelated cookies, they are not edible.

allow add extra stash without using point.

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Yeelun wrote:

allow add extra stash without using point.

That would be a very short lived happiness. They would close shop soon after since it is probably their number 1 seller. That would only make some people here happy.

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Nubatron wrote:

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Yeelun wrote:

allow add extra stash without using point.

That would be a very short lived happiness. They would close shop soon after since it is probably their number 1 seller. That would only make some people here happy.

<--happy now