Make a patch note that will piss everyone off.
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- Players can no longer move the portal in maps.
- Players lose experience when they log out. - All monsters and NPCs will have pants. - Added a new boss : The RNGesus, which can spawn randomly in towns and hideouts. |
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" O_o I will have nightmares tonight. |
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- Added friendly fire.
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Softcore players giving advice, or stating that the game is easy, will now have 'Warning, NOOB ALERT' pasted above their post.
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All zones and maps will have BLAMT.
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" Hardcore players will now no longer be able to Alt-F4 or Exit game immediately. :)~ Don't forget to drink your milk 👌
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-We have decided to start banning RMT users.
-For an unrelated reason, there are only 17 players remaining. "just for try, for see and for know"
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Next patch will add a Self Found Only league.
Edit: Drop rates greatly reduced.
Spoiler
sorry SFO brethren, but keeping in the spirit of the OP.
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" Actually, this would kind of rule. A league with no trading enabled, but vastly increased currency drops and item find. Level 8 Masters off the bat. Full crafting happiness. No transfer between leagues on death or after league ends. I'd play it almost exclusively, cause I don't give no shits 'bout trading. Last edited by Zazulio#3494 on Oct 3, 2014, 1:42:30 PM
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-All legacy uniques have been removed from the game.
-Items are now Bind-on-Equip Last edited by Jaxom#3435 on Oct 3, 2014, 1:48:41 PM
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