Make a patch note that will piss everyone off.

- Added Devourers to Act 1 Normal

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- Alt-Tab function disabled
== Officially Retired 27/02/2019 ==

Massive thanks to GGG for producing such a fun and engaging game, it has taken up faaaaaaar too much of my life over the last 5 years.

Best of luck in the future!
Last edited by CaptainWaffleIron#2395 on Oct 8, 2014, 2:38:39 PM
-alt f4 has been disabled

-XP loss changed to lvl loss
About the best i can come up with will only piss some people off.

Fixed 99% of desync(yay) the trade off being that the client is "trusted" and core game mechanics have been scrapped.

Meaning that the game is seriously dumbed down and can now be hacked to unprecedented levels(which would piss off quite a few people judging by the threads bemoaning hacks and RMT)

OR

We have totally eliminated cheating in the game, you can't trade/scam people, desync is increased because of further reliance on the server.
Ancestral Bond. It's a thing that does stuff. -Vipermagi

He who controls the pants controls the galaxy. - Rick & Morty S3E1
- We have redefined the Low Life status that it now triggers when player has his life and energy shield below 35%.

- Devourers now try to throw players into the air with their emerging attack.
Two-handed - Mop
Dual Wield - Slippers
One-handed & Shield (close combat) - Brush & Basin
One-handed & Shield (ranged) - Hair Dryer & Mirror
Main-hand & Off-hand (evil witch) - Sponge & Soap
-Ursas now come from underground and devourers drop from the air

-we have removed low life from the game

RF now kills you instantly and causes a small radius explosion

-CI has been reworked, it now lets chaos bypass ES but to make up for that it reduces life to 10 instead of 1

-EB no longer uses ES for mana but your life
Every time you die - so does everyone else connected (Hardcore was just too easy)
- To fight item inflation and to increase competition in party play, we have decided to remove "Increased Item Rarity" on all items. Instead, it will be replaced by "Increased Item Reservation", increasing the chance and the time an item remains reserved for the character in parties.
- Exalted Orbs can now be purchased from the shop.
Last edited by Muoteck#7193 on Oct 9, 2014, 7:00:34 AM
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Muoteck wrote:
- all orbs can now be purchased from the shop.


/fixed
The life and mana globe slave women will be replaced with scantily clad old men posing seductively on the user interface.

Oh wait. :)
Last edited by Nubatron#4333 on Oct 9, 2014, 7:35:30 AM

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