Make a patch note that will piss everyone off.

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Vias_Myton wrote:
- The layout of the (upper) sceptre of god has been reworked. It now takes longer to reach dominus.

- Dominus has been reworked to match his difficulty to the new bossfights
- Dominus human form:
- lighning stream can now pass through terrain
- lightning fist (the touch of god) is no longer delayed
- there is no longer a short attack pause after his teleport
- increased the chance of performing a lightning fist immediately after a teleport by 300%
- dominus' main attacks are now linked to a level 30 lightning penetration gem

- Dominus ascended form:
- there is no longer a protective bubble against the rain
- added a groundslam attack as favorite melee attack, similiar to the vaal oversoul
- increased the chance of performing a groundslam immediately after a grab by 300%
- now summons other demons than miscreations
- added a haste aura


Congratulations, our attempt at losing our playerbase succeeded ...
I like many kinds of games 😊
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Teplokot wrote:
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Make a patch note that will piss everyone off.


Considering how all the previous real patch notes have been taken by community the biggest challenge would be to create a patch note that will please everyone. Literally. Everyone.



easy

- you get the Solaris Level 2 waypoint automatically when you enter act 3

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BeRse wrote:
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Teplokot wrote:
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Make a patch note that will piss everyone off.


Considering how all the previous real patch notes have been taken by community the biggest challenge would be to create a patch note that will please everyone. Literally. Everyone.



easy

- you get the Solaris Level 2 waypoint automatically when you enter act 3



That would not please me, docks wp maybe because i wouldnt have to join and leave a party for it. :P
-all ingame characters are voiced by Chris Wilson (the scion is not affected by this change but will talk more often)
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DirkAustin wrote:
Looks like this thread is going downhill. I try to save it.




-all status effects and dominating blow have been changed to turning monsters into D3 devs


U just killed it
- When a monster kills you ( and they will ), It will approach your corpse and will t-bag you. If there is multiple monsters they will take it in turns. (Please note during that time your keyboard and mouse will be deactivated and it will automaticly be streamed on twitch. please go to www.twitch/poejustownedyourdumbass.com for more details)
Only after Midnite do the Pagans Play
Last edited by Midnitepagan#0733 on Oct 7, 2014, 10:01:20 AM
You can now buy all orbs in the cash shop
- Adjusted level of diminishing returns for IIQ & IIR

- Adjusted Rarity tiers of certain uniques
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DutchRudder wrote:
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DirkAustin wrote:
Looks like this thread is going downhill. I try to save it.




-all status effects and dominating blow have been changed to turning monsters into D3 devs


U just killed it


-item drops from all players instead drop for DutchRudder
-Corrupting Items of any rarity can turn them to Unidentified


-sounds so evil

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