Make a patch note that will piss everyone off.

~Critical strikes now has a chance to corrupt your gear/gems. Chance of corruption is increased by critical damage multiplier.
Added a new monster special attribute: Chance to cause Temporal Chains on hit

The following monster attributes can now spawn on all enemies, of all rarities, in all levels:
-Suppressing Fire
-Spreads Tar
-Cold Damage
-Casts Temporal Chains
-Chance to cause Temporal Chains on hit
-Aura: enemies are slowed

The chance for the following monster attributes on enemies has been drastically increased:
-Suppressing Fire
-Spreads Tar
-Cold Damage
-Casts Temporal Chains
-Chance to cause Temporal Chains on hit
-Aura: enemies are slowed

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--becouse of rmtraders dont pay $$$ to ggg anymore,we are having financial problems,our servers will be shutting down in 1 month,but you guys should enjoy the last month,so we give everyone 10000 et,10000 mirror,10000ex,and 10000 stash tab,and see you guys in diablo 4
--there will be no more patch
- we have increased the invading frequencies of the following mob types: devours, bubble boys, dinosaurs, leap frogs, blackguards, birds, colossal bone stalkers, and colossal statues
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magiclu wrote:
--becouse of rmtraders dont pay $$$ to ggg anymore,we are having financial problems,our servers will be shutting down in 1 month,but you guys should enjoy the last month,so we give everyone 10000 et,10000 mirror,10000ex,and 10000 stash tab,and see you guys in diablo 4
--there will be no more patch


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-Since guest monsters were such a success we have decided to only have 1 monster in all areas, the dropbear --this change also affects all bosses and maps
We have reintroduced Ruthless difficulty.
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Devourers now have 12 subspecies.
A Spotters guide can be found [here]

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-we have removed all difficulties and made the game scale with the players level, in a party the monster level is the combined level of all party members times 2
The human character models have been removed. You will now play the game as different color Kiwi's.

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