General Discussion - Funniest In-Game Rare Monster Names - Forum

" CliveHowlitzer wrote: " BrianWeissman wrote: I've been working on a long term project to overhaul all of the rare monster names in this game. The goal is to make them a lot more flavorful and intelligent, getting rid of inappropriate or overly-silly combos. Expect my upgrades within the next few patches! Why would you want to do that? Why not?	Posted by Deleted on Nov 16, 2013, 5:07:38 AM
Meatbeard i <3 minesweeper	Posted by Runeword#2865 on Nov 16, 2013, 5:42:23 AM Quote this Post
guys believe it or not in act 2 i saw a rare bow monster ( western forest) name SWITCHFOOT that's my favorite band :( Please RNG give me a fishing rod !	Posted by the_lost_emberbright#7476 on Nov 16, 2013, 6:23:07 AM Quote this Post
Blacktrash	Posted by BrutalAnakha#7943 on Nov 16, 2013, 7:45:41 AM Quote this Post
Smoothjoint I'll post the screenshot when I get home.	Posted by spectrexr6#3210 on Nov 16, 2013, 7:51:26 AM Quote this Post
" BrianWeissman wrote: I've been working on a long term project to overhaul all of the rare monster names in this game. The goal is to make them a lot more flavorful and intelligent, getting rid of inappropriate or overly-silly combos. Expect my upgrades within the next few patches! you should reconsider! ign = ultrahiangle	Posted by ultrahiangle#4938 on Nov 16, 2013, 8:06:55 AM Quote this Post
Well better names is fine, but removing silly names is kinda sad. Its funny to have them in the game, who expects these shabby wraeclast inhabitants to actually have proper names all around, i sure dont ^^ PoE Wiki page: http://pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Path_of_Exile_Wiki	Posted by bjarky#3857 on Nov 16, 2013, 11:57:28 AM Quote this Post
" BrianWeissman wrote: I've been working on a long term project to overhaul all of the rare monster names in this game. The goal is to make them a lot more flavorful and intelligent, getting rid of inappropriate or overly-silly combos. Expect my upgrades within the next few patches! Can we reach an agreement on this? Make it so that 99.9% of names use the new system, and 0.01% are intentionally left wild to generate more Meatstalk Hairybeards Last edited by clan_iraq#5416 on Nov 16, 2013, 12:03:11 PM	Posted by clan_iraq#5416 on Nov 16, 2013, 12:02:53 PM Quote this Post
" clan_iraq wrote: Can we reach an agreement on this? Make it so that 99.9% of names use the new system, and 0.01% are intentionally left wild to generate more Meatstalk Hairybeards This If you upgrade the names, allow a small percentage to retain the original naming system. Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do. Benjamin Franklin	Posted by Artanthos#0192 on Nov 16, 2013, 12:07:43 PM Quote this Post
" BrianWeissman wrote: I've been working on a long term project to overhaul all of the rare monster names in this game. The goal is to make them a lot more flavorful and intelligent, getting rid of inappropriate or overly-silly combos. Expect my upgrades within the next few patches! Sir, we are going to need you to put down the red bull and slowly step away from the computer. All the things I want to remember are in the places I'd like to forget.	Posted by Jim_Fear#7362 on Nov 16, 2013, 12:35:01 PM Quote this Post