Funniest In-Game Rare Monster Names

Stone golems often are called -watch.

I had a Pebblewatch a few weeks ago. Who said there were no commercials in PoE?:D
Also had a Goldwatch.
Bird lover of Wraeclast
Las estrellas te iluminan - Hoy te sirven de guía
Te sientes tan fuerte que piensas - que nadie te puede tocar
This wasn't a monster, but...
Last edited by Obright#1785 on Dec 7, 2023, 10:04:53 AM
I had a boss named Stenchstench today. I'm so glad games don't transmit smell yet... ;)
I think I saw a spider named Yellowbellow in Headhunter race today. I didn't recheck though, as I was in hurry. Wish to meet him again.
We alrady have funny names, but GGG, we need tough names like:

"Murderboss DeathKing"

source: http://imgur.com/gallery/8M1cj3Q
I dislike rarity so much im almost quitting poe2. GGG.
I met "Hairyspray" the other day... that guy almost killed me, I was laughing so hard that I couldn't focus anymore
I make dumb builds, therefore I am.
My most recent one: "Stinkcrack."

I was sad I could not net him because he was not a beast :(




Do I need to change my avatar picture to a necromancer so I can post this? I know I'm breaking the rules... but... I like this thread. Sorry, but I'm not sorry. I'm doing it anyways.

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FCK42 wrote:
I met "Hairyspray" the other day... that guy almost killed me, I was laughing so hard that I couldn't focus anymore


Lol.
That would be a fitting name for a porcupine (act3 imperial gardens,etc.)
Masterpiece of 3.16 lore
"A mysterious figure appears out of nowhere, trying to escape from something you can't see. She hands you a rusty-looking device called the Blood Crucible and urges you to implant it into your body."

Only usable with Ethanol Flasks
Yesterday I fought a golem with max life, life regen, extra armor, elemental resistance and energy shield to allies.
His name ?
"Thoughkill"

I was level 50 in leveling phase, sure he was.
Found a rare monster that was named Murder Killer.
I never lose.
Either I win
Or I learn
- Nelson Mandela

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