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you guys did read the 2013 announcement?

"Zero Unique Fish were caught."

So get a rod and a feather and try to fish as i dont have one.

well ill give you a hint on the fishing front it was a PLAYER made hoax in early closed beta that GGG liked to joke about.

Make of that what you will.

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maxor wrote:

well ill give you a hint on the fishing front it was a PLAYER made hoax in early closed beta that GGG liked to joke about.

Make of that what you will.

Hoax? It's not a hoax.

can someone please explain to me how to fish??

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Samm1ch wrote:

can someone please explain to me how to fish??

WTF? Do these really exist?

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Samm1ch wrote:

can someone please explain to me how to fish??

I hate this hoax,

I hate it's secrecy,

I hate that I wasn't around when the original troll bait was cast and thus don't really understand why the developers are trolling me.

I hate that either way, this is bound to be a let down, I'm not going to buy your or anyone else's shitty Fishing Rod for 1 alch much less 200 exalts because I doubt fishing will ever be implemented and if it is, it's bound to take something away from the game, and hey maybe it won't, I would love to be happily surprised.

I hate that I know I won't be surprised, happily nor hatefully.

And I hate that this was a Christmas and new years thing, what the fuck is GGG going to do when April Fool's comes, wipe our accounts permanently and proceed to kill us all in our sleep?

I hate that my last hatred seemed a bit snake oilsy to part of me, but the rest of me, however, knows that death is far less painful than continually being enthusiastic about this slap in the face... I use to look forward to the next patch, now I just want to cover my disgusted face with a Veil of Night and walk blindly into the Torture Chambers map.

I know if you're reading this, you probably don't agree with me, because everyone that does agree with me, has either quit your game or stopped caring altogether. Is this the point where I must stop caring, stop enjoying, and stop playing.

I get slapped in the face enough just being alive, just breathing, just doing me, thinking my thoughts, thinking your thoughts, thinking their thoughts, and I turn the other cheek because there's fresh air over there, and also because rouge looks good on a silent angry young adult, it's the look that says 'i'm going to kill a game developer if they start taking away the fantastic stuff I'm looking for, after a hard day, out of their game and begin paying homage to horse shit trolls while simultaneously disrespecting their own image.' ... but we all know that looks can be deceiving...

I hate that I want to beat Chris to death with a fishing rod.

I hate that that would be illegal...it shouldn't.

I hate that I hate so much about this.

but, I love me for hating this utter bull shit.

**** you.

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Do_odle wrote:

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Samm1ch wrote:

can someone please explain to me how to fish??

I hate that that would be illegal...it shouldn't.

There's actually a loophole regarding murder in new zealand law relating to fishing rods and Chris Wilson. Send him a PM, I know he loves to discuss it!

Very cheerful message to start out the new year. hopefully u don't off yourself by 2015. rod is priced high because mi partial to it and don't really want to sell :)

really interested in figuring out how to fish and if there is an actual unique rod. seeing as u cant get more than one in each league i don't want to blindly scour/chance this one to find out.

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nikheizen wrote:

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Do_odle wrote:

I hate that that would be illegal...it shouldn't.

There's actually a loophole regarding murder in new zealand law relating to fishing rods and Chris Wilson. Send him a PM, I know he loves to discuss it!

Lol
@Samm1ch- You have to have a positive outlook! grats on your fishing rod, chance and scoure it.

so far this patch we have 3 uniques nobody wants, and 1 unique that's too expensive and rare to get