Funny article you find randomly on internet
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What really happened:
 Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? |
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Farting is offensive and childish for no sex. Whatever happened to calling her prude or that your only live once?
Git R Dun! Last edited by Aim_Deep#3474 on May 26, 2019, 11:43:33 PM
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TMBGGG?
Thinking about the immortality of the crab Might start using that, it's lovely.  These make me laugh way too much. |
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 When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.
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I have a pretty good sense of humor. I'm not German.
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