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everyone let's share some funny articles funny tiles: Spoiler A lot of Russian and Florida men articles are incoming Last edited by diablofdb#3816 on May 24, 2019, 3:06:18 PM Last bumped on Jun 5, 2019, 1:08:51 PM	Posted by diablofdb#3816 on May 24, 2019, 11:39:24 AM Quote this Post
The truly funny thing is the daft dame called the police. Can you imagine? How, without laughing? Censored.	Posted by kolyaboo#7295 on May 24, 2019, 1:48:29 PM Quote this Post
What piece of her mind was disturbed exactly? Peace, -Boem- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes	Posted by Boem#2861 on May 24, 2019, 2:17:18 PM On Probation Quote this Post
" Boem wrote: What piece of her mind was disturbed exactly? Peace, -Boem- "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln	Posted by DarthSki44#6905 on May 24, 2019, 2:27:10 PM On Probation Quote this Post
" DarthSki44 wrote: " Boem wrote: What piece of her mind was disturbed exactly? Peace, -Boem- The hard journalism we all desire but rarely get. Peace, -Boem- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes	Posted by Boem#2861 on May 24, 2019, 3:09:47 PM On Probation Quote this Post
lol	Posted by SlavoStrasni#3598 on May 25, 2019, 3:56:23 PM Quote this Post
Cute, piece. Haven't found anything funny randomly lately so going with some fun Florida Man stuff (have someone here who reads them out on occasion, fun times) - " Florida Man Challenge / Florida Man Zodiac On March 12th, 2019, Tumblr user gandalfsoda[33] published a post describing a "new fun personality game" in which participants submit search queries with "Florida Man" followed by their birthday and "see what headline you get" (shown below). Within 10 days, the post accumulated upwards of 44,000 notes. Went with Halloween, close enough: " Florida Man Charged After Allegedly Throwing Sex Toy On New Era Field By RJ Johnson - @rickerthewriter November 1, 2018 A Florida man is facing charges after he allegedly threw a sex toy onto the field during the Monday Night Football game between the Buffalo Bills and the New England Patriots. The Erie County Sheriff's Office said Michael Abdallah, 34, of Oveido Florida was identified by witnesses and in-stadium surveillance cameras that captured him throwing the dildo onto the field. Abdallah has been charged with disorderly conduct and creating a hazardous/offensive condition. He was taken by police to the Erie County Holding Center pending an arraignment in Orchard Park Town Court. An official spotted the sex toy on the field and kicked it out of the end zone. According to the Democrat and Chronicle, the dildo had Tom Brady's name written on it.	Posted by erdelyii#5604 on May 26, 2019, 7:35:14 AM Quote this Post
True to form, they always use the indefinite article "the" dildo, never "his" dildo. When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.	Posted by ScrotieMcB#2697 on May 26, 2019, 1:23:32 PM Quote this Post
" ScrotieMcB wrote: True to form, they always use the indefinite article "the" dildo, never "his" dildo. But "the" is the definite article. The indefinite article would be "a". Last edited by Mark_GGG#0000 on May 26, 2019, 8:44:07 PM	Posted by Mark_GGG on May 26, 2019, 8:43:52 PM Grinding Gear Games Quote this Post
Whichever it is, damn, you're right about the "the" ha!	Posted by erdelyii#5604 on May 26, 2019, 9:51:43 PM Quote this Post