Einhar-Themed Talent Competition
Einhar must be the most hated NPC in PoE... Please GGG give us an option to mute him.
From League Starter to Shaper – Cheap, Tanky, Fast and Fun Physical ST – Very Detailed Guide
https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2077519 Gannicus, God of the Arena – Deathless Uber Elder for Everyone https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2627521 |
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EINHAR - I am the hunter! I am the beast slayer! I am EINHAR!
BATMAN - Dude, thats my quote! EINHAR - YOU STOPID BEAST! Do not worry little bat, we are friends now! | |
I laughed so hard! This is amazing.
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" mods? mods???????? |
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" That's not Alva. |
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" You spelled "LOVED" wrong Stupid Beast!!!! The old ones are watching. ~Play On~
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Who could hate Einhar? He is so nice.
Censored.
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" I made some enemies when I left the kidneys bucket in the sun. Einhar did not know hellion kidneys were so explosive! I am very sorry for splattering Yeena with hot kidney chunks. |
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Think I might actually enter this one.
(2-3-2019) Buff underused skills (3.23?!)+ selfcast, stop nerfing defense, build in threshold jewels (3.23?!), implement D3-style looting, add death log + MTX preview, actually rework flasks, stop balancing around the .01%, unnerf Harvest, ADD NEW WAYS TO LEVEL, finally implement Loot 2.0
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"My entry: Einhar, Einhar our bestial friend, To you, huntsman, I greetings send; I write this day with pen in hand From a ruined desk in Wraeclast land I’m tucked away in Sunspire glory Well focused now on Einhar’s story Of how a man has tamed the beasts And lived to tell to say the least; Behind the mask of black and beak Within the eyes, it’s the man we seek: A hunter brave and ill equipped We seek to capture in manuscript. Brave keeper of the beasts we take, The meals we cook and things we make, You wander in among the pens Feeding normal beasts and mutagens Prepping all for the time to come When by magic they become A needed gem or magic item That I an Exile can, like Priam, Fight my war against the gods In a struggle against all odds. In Zana’s realm, when beasts appear Three four five or six are near And there you are with darts in play, A ranged attack against the beasts we slay It’s all around the map you run Killing monsters just for fun And seeking targets as your quarry, If I kill too slowly, for that I’m sorry; But I just melee with ax in hand And close to death I must stand To swing my blade with cleave and flay In hopes their blood will drain away Before their numbers come to count And I die and one-shot shout— Shit! But our tale is happy one As my beastly capture is almost done, And to level up I need just three; More new ones soon I hope to see. Einhar, Einhar our bestial friend, I will bring this now to its end, And offer thanks beyond reason, And say goodbye ‘til hunting season. "Gratitude is wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk." Rumi US Mountain Time Zone Last edited by ChanBalam on Apr 4, 2019, 10:05:58 PM
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