What happens when you let an algorithm write the 3.1.0 patch notes

Please make a sticky with all this posts (links).

hahahah this is always so funny! XD

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The pillars now die when the encounter ends.

Spoken like a true married man.

i wonder where the "PoE salt squad" is at... probably their brain power would allow them to process these as real patch notes.

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Players can now smack around players who are having trouble very early on.

You can now dismiss Help Panel by pressing ';'. This can be divined.

This is what I've been saving my Divines for.

Wickerman nerf confirmed.

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Bex_GGG wrote:

• You can now throw his shield, and it doesn't make your floors more comfortable to walk on.

LUL

this is What happens when you let an algorithm write Markov chain patch notes again


Ruthless Support can only be obtained in Act 6 now move more quickly
Earthquake's radius has a cooldown.
You can no longer simply flee.
Skills with The Elder and his four Guardians.
Added a bug where the Vaal Pact has been increased.
You can now be viewed in the Options menu.
Added to the Pantheon.
The boss of the Abyss challenge level of the Sands. This can be divined.
Path of reflected Lightning soul on the skills behind Mind over Matter now grant increas adds 100% of Physical Damage dealing 76% more dynamic during this league includes a set of the Abyss challenges tab now destroying a Shield, and it doesn't make your floors more comfortable to walk on.
Fixed a new properties and can now be viewed in the Cloven One before it transitioned in their rarity as the Sands. This spell targeted Lightning soul on death.
You can now smack Damage while holding a Shield, and it doesn't make your locations of Curse Immunity.
Added to the Options menu.
Catarina mission requirements would turn off AFK mode.
Catarina missions (and the Abyss League.
Dawn can now throw his spell has been significantly reworked. It's pretty neat.
Added a lot of the Epilogue town.
Players who are activate the encounter ends.
Removed to the Vaal Ruins in Act 6 now grant increased.
Fixed a bug where the automatically-updating 76% more damage and effects.
Existing Vulnerability has been moved several of Silk's old dialogue options menu.
The Challenges tab would turn off AFK mode.
Sulphuric Striders and Undying Operath, the Cloven One been added in the Act 6 now move more quickly
You can only be obtained into its later phases no longer cross fights would turn off AFK mode.
Reduced the Vaal Pact has been increased from 8 to launch auras from 8 to 9.
Path of Exile: The War for the more dealing 76% more comfortar spell has a 25% chance to launch auras areas a 25% changed.
ow a little more quickly
Iron Will can be divined.
You shows which have before dealing 76% mortar spell damage (rather than 10% increased Damage while holding a Shield, and in the Open Sarn Arena.
Iron Will can now be temporarily pretty neat.
Fixed a bug where the Broken Faith unique items -- just not very many.
Take too longer cross unwalkable to walk on.
The Fall of Ascendancy has been renamed to the automatically-updating public parties tab now die when the encounter ends.