What happens when you let an algorithm write the 3.1.0 patch notes

Players can now smack around players who are having trouble very early on.

Best patch addition ever?

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Players can now smack around players who are having trouble very early on.

Sweet... >:)

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Bex_GGG wrote:

[li]Reduced the damage dealt by the trade API.[/li]

Finally!

Some of these are great and should definitely be added to the core game.


Monsters can now be found in the Epilogue town.

Added a visible Tutorial barrier to the server.

Reduced the damage dealt by the trade API.

Fixed a lot of skills, areas, monsters and effects.

Fixed a bug where French rare names were not destroying chests, cairns and barrels.

Players can now smack around players who are having trouble very early on.

Path of Exile: The War for the most part, changed.

wolf

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Players can now smack around players who are having trouble very early on.

this is a buff

"Players can now smack around players who are having trouble very early on."

This might top Dread thicket is always 50%

I thought this was going to be an apology to the community.

Instead it's just a Joke thread being posted when community management should be involved in the feedback section addressing or at least acknowledging the issues.

I've been through training camp 101 on how to make a start up games company and the thing that sticks with me time and time again from those seminars is one line.

"You must treat your players as Marks/or Numbers, because that's what they are. Number generators for profit. Never lose sight of that".

And to date I've never seen a company break that rule.

I had hoped. But hope is for fools.

Sigh. no melee love.

No rework on old skills and uniques to make them useful/meta again.

Everyone plays with the same 10 skills since 1 year.

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Players can now smack around players who are having trouble very early on.

omg, I'm dying xDD because clearly this game isn't difficult enough for new players

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Dyntheos wrote:

I thought this was going to be an apology to the community.

Instead it's just a Joke thread being posted when community management should be involved in the feedback section addressing or at least acknowledging the issues.

I've been through training camp 101 on how to make a start up games company and the thing that sticks with me time and time again from those seminars is one line.

"You must treat your players as Marks/or Numbers, because that's what they are. Number generators for profit. Never lose sight of that".

And to date I've never seen a company break that rule.

I had hoped. But hope is for fools.

lol, gtfo. They ALWAYS post these algorithm written patch notes. They are hilarious, and I look forward to them every patch.

Apologise for what? Making an amazing game that they continue to build upon and pour countless hours of their time into for us? It's not a pay to win game, they aren't milking their consumers like EA. Shut the f*ck up and unwad your panties. GGG is an amazing company and have fuckall to apologize for. In fact I would like to apologize to GGG right now, for the community containing people like you in it. Sorry you have to put up with shitbags like this, GGG. You shouldn't have to deal with their shit.