What happens when you let an algorithm write the 3.0.0 patch notes

"We've made this change to the sewers."

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Bex_GGG wrote:

• Kinetic Blast can no longer flee.
  
  
  Oh no, please don't nerf kintetic blast. If you nerf the overlap explosion, then the mobs overlap mechanic should be nerf too right?
  

Puncture and Viper Strike now have a hidden damage multiplier that would cause spontaneous hair growth or a 4-linked rare item.

this is it.. what we all been waiting for

funny
poor Markov tho

i really hope that volcanic golems still can talk to other enemies. (wtf could they say: it s really hot in here or what?) :D

Firestorm can now freeze poisoned targets

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Bex_GGG wrote:

• All Prophecies, Hideouts, Forsaken Masters and Labyrinth trials have been disabled.

LOL, that would make the lab haters both rejoice and cry in a corner at the same time. ;-)

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Bex_GGG wrote:

• Bleeding doesn't do extra damage while the target is stationary, making it a more versatile source of desync with Blink Arrow and Mirror Arrow.

ROFLOL! Is that a PvP skill now? Desync your enemies more reliably. ;-)

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Bex_GGG wrote:

• You can no longer exist.

GLaDOS, is that you?

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Bex_GGG wrote:

Kinetic Blast can no longer flee.

why did you have to ruin my build GGG D:

Lies, all lies, lies I tell you. If I can no longer exist, how can I be found in Oriath? Lies!

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Bex_GGG wrote:

You can no longer exist.

This is ruining build diversity. Plz revert.

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Bex_GGG wrote:

Kinetic Blast can no longer flee.

This is a buff.

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Bex_GGG wrote:

All Prophecies, Hideouts, Forsaken Masters and Labyrinth trials have been disabled.

Frikin finally!

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Bex_GGG wrote:

Nessa's model has been renamed Shrieker.

Dong alert.

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Bex_GGG wrote:

Bleeding and Poison are now 'Left-click' and 'Right-click'.

So there is still hope?

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Bex_GGG wrote:

Puncture's description has been reduced to 35%

"Punctures the target, causing a bleeding debuff. While bleeding, they take damage over.."