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Bex_GGG wrote:

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It was at this moment Jackson knew... He fucked up.

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Bex_GGG wrote:

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In a rare moment of respite, you think back to your first big trial back on those forsaken shores. The hulking brute of a man with great strength and greater stench, barring all who wished to enter Lioneye’s Watch. In the end it was you who was victorious, who ended the cruel fate of a man dead long ago.
You think about how weak you were then and how easily you could crush him now with your new-found power. The memory of your weakness only reminds how strong you are now, and how much stronger you will become.

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Bex_GGG wrote:

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When he washed up on the shores of Wraeclast, he was not expecting to make it this far. But here he was, armed with the weapons and armour from ancient worshippers of ice long gone. His latest obstacle was a true monstrosity born from darkness and avarice. A woman who was waiting for a lover that would never return, sending countless to their deaths beneath the waves. To head further inland, she would have to be ended.
He would remind her that no matter how frozen her heart was, fate would be colder still.

Every fucking time i discharge i crash. Fuck this shit

PG Version: I love discharging!

Hillock wasn't sure which was worse, the hangover or the sword through his chest.
Either way, he now solved the mystery of what happens when you put alcohol into a flask with "% increased effect"

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Skyforth wrote:

Every fucking time i discharge i crash. Fuck this shit

we have a winner

Today is the day that the exile learns that "100% more bow damage at close range" isn't always worth it.

"CUT! Someone tell the guy on the right what the choreography is!"


Pull pin and throw - THROW! Oh, nevermind. Someone call Zombie Temps, we need another dozen.


Meanwhile, at the ZombieTemp office...


Okay, who farted?


Ahhh, lunch has arrived!


Observe, students. Sweep that knee, do try to avoid the sword.


Bonehead: Oh, joy. Smash our face into things again!
Cranius: Well, what else do we have?


Kum bay ya, Malachai, kum bay ya;


I've half a mind to... uh, what again?


Hey, how come he gets the cool hat?


That's NOT a statue you stupid bird!


You threw it? Really? What good is that sword going to do you all the way over... oh, snap!

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Having accidentally built the floor with their feet still inside it, the workers crossed their arms in frustration over their conundrum.

"Man, you gotta try this stuff, it's gonna blow your mind!"
Chaos is a helluva drug.