Melee Physical Damage on Full Life Support
" ^ this. also, as if "Melee Damage on Full Life" wasn't a damned long-enough name already! what are ggg aiming for? gem names that will go the full width of the screen??  this isn't my game-playing account; just my forum-posting account :P
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Now the "minion and totem elemental resistance" gem name is even longer
I guess I'll be leveling one to 20 for "superior minion and totem elemental resistance support (level 20)" |
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" don't forget quality. |
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My new favourite gem. Thanks Shagsbeard! It's like this: Melee damage was sick. They tried to fix it with melee splash and multistrike but it didn't work. So they did a transplant operation and gave melee some new donor skills like Sunder and Earthquake. But that didn't fix the underlying problems; Melee damage was terminally ill. Face it, all of your suggestions are worse than this idea:
http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/657756 |
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But will it ever get out of the coma? Was there brain damage?
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" No brain damage, but the doctor's prognosis isn't good. It may never get off life support. We can always hold out hope though. Face it, all of your suggestions are worse than this idea: http://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/657756 Last edited by dudiobugtron#4663 on Jun 6, 2016, 9:21:29 PM
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Fortify support
What, do you nowadays send a whole group of guys to help create fortifications or what? Honestly that gem sounds like a group of people that help you decorate your hideout in a certain way... I make dumb builds, therefore I am.
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" My new favourite in that category is "Projectile physical attack damage support" That name's just stupid. Why not name it "Bigger arrows"? It would fit perfectly fine. I make dumb builds, therefore I am.
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4 whirling blades perhaps
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I've used this gem on my flicker striker, in combination with Daresso's amulet it gave a nice boost to damage. And since I had good evasion + dodge and flickered all over the place, it was easy to stay at full health.
But to the point of the topic: yeah, fun way of reading it :) |
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