What happens when you let an algorithm write the 2.1.0 patch notes

I ran the patch notes so far for Content Update 2.1.0 through a Markov Chain text generator and wanted to share its results with you. This post is the follow-up to a popular one from The Awakening.

  • Incinerate's damage has been added for abandoning Master Missions. The "Abandon Mission" talk option is now optionally available in Brazilian Portuguese. Brazilian users can play on servers in São Paulo which are part of the factors.
  • This means they are affected by Contagion, it spreads to other Masters in your hideout and they too will have an "Abandon Mission" option if any daily portal is open.
  • All Talismans have extremely powerful implicit mods, but spawn in a new Dexterity Skill Gem - Blade Vortex: An ethereal blade spins around you for a Unique Gold Ring.
  • With 2.1.0, both the support gem and the alternate art items from the sky, dealing damage to very small damage.
  • From the eighteenth challenge onwards and for every second challenge after that, you receive pieces of a penalty to ranged damage, scaling down to 50% of normal damage.
  • Minions created by Vaal Fragments in map devices are now allocated to the Hardcore version of the Empire, The Vigil and Rapid Expansion.
  • Enemies can be redeemed for a corrupted Unique Wand.
  • Challenge leagues are a great opportunity for a Six-Link Vaal Regalia.
  • Added a new economy. All your old characters and items are still present in the currency unstack window.
  • A short instance-wide cooldown has been granted an optional full passive reset. To use this, click the "Reset all Passives" button on the minimap.
  • Being muted globally no longer occur on monsters before level 40.
  • Fixed a bug where some of the Wild Strike now has less of a focus on auras and elemental supports for damage boosts.
  • The damage of Long Bows has been updated to reflect that it can be redeemed for a magic level 83 Ring of Bameth.
  • Fixed a bug where item allocation on daily missions would not target close enemies.
  • The Offering: A set of six can be balanced separately. There have been made to make the new behaviour more clear. Local "during Flask Effect" bonuses on flasks themselves are unaffected by this change.
  • Introduced the new Nihilist's prefix mod that grants +1 level to Chaos Gems. This is currently used on Abyssal Cry and the new leagues, complete challenges and climb the ladder!
  • Surgeon's Flasks now have a Ghostflame microtransaction effect now visually burn with Ghostflame fire.
  • You can now appear in maps with increased cast speed.
  • Bone Bows have been added to many monster skills.
  • Volcanic Golems can now also talk to other enemies.

Expect real patch notes on Thursday NZT.
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Last edited by Chris#0000 on Dec 8, 2015, 5:02:08 AM
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Chris wrote:

[li]You can now appear in maps with increased cast speed.[/li]


Thank Kuduku map invasion is yet again 'a thing'.

Can't wait to invade some tier 15 maps :p
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Chris wrote:
Volcanic Golems can now also talk to other enemies.


Well, I know what I'm doing
To Do List:
-Add Better Minion Supports
-Add More Permanent Minions
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Chris wrote:
From the eighteenth challenge onwards and for every second challenge after that, you receive pieces of a penalty to ranged damage, scaling down to 50% of normal damage.


¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Chris wrote:
Introduced the new Nihilist's prefix mod that grants +1 level to Chaos Gems.


That sounds like real info. Nice.
Last edited by tzuiop#3102 on Dec 8, 2015, 5:12:44 AM
lol, nice :)





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Last edited by Vaydra#3440 on Dec 8, 2015, 5:15:17 AM
@Marttern it's a ranged shadow nerf :D
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With 2.1.0, both the support gem and the alternate art items from the sky



this please

also..
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Being muted globally no longer occur on monsters before level 40.



buff to goldsellers :C
Last edited by Tyrlith#3242 on Dec 8, 2015, 5:17:08 AM
I HAVEN'T EVEN READ THIS YET AND I'M LAUGHING.

This was my favourite part of the Awakening pre-release stuff.
Jul 27, 2011 - Sept 30, 2018.
This should be a tradition for every big patch. Thanks for the chuckles Chris, looking forward to the finished patch notes.

EDIT: Br0k gaemz gg ggg

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Chris wrote:
Volcanic Golems can now also talk to other enemies.
Last edited by elitedesolator#6827 on Dec 8, 2015, 5:18:30 AM

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