What happens when you let an algorithm write the 2.1.0 patch notes

"Introduced the new Nihilist's prefix mod that grants +1 level to Chaos Gems."

Actual patch note?!

Hype train collision warning.

I'm all for Volcanic Golems being able to talk to other enemies.

"

Chris wrote:

I ran tha patch notes so far fo' Content Update 2.1.0 all up in a Markov Chain text generator n' wanted ta share its thangs up in dis biatch wit you, biatch. This post is tha follow-up ta a ghettofab one from Da Awakening.

• Incineratez damage has been added fo' abandonin Masta Missions. Da "Abandon Mission" rap option is now optionally available up in Brazilian Portuguese n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Brazilian playas can play on servers up in São Paulo which is part of tha factors.
• This means they is affected by Contagion, it spreadz ta other Mastas up in yo' hideout n' they too gonna git a "Abandon Mission" option if any everyday portal is open.
• All Talismans have mad bangin implicit modz yo, but spawn up in a freshly smoked up Dexteritizzle Skill Gem - Blade Vortex: An ethereal blade spins round you fo' a Unique Gold Ring.
• With 2.1.0, both tha support gem n' tha alternate art shit from tha sky, dealin damage ta straight-up lil' small-ass damage.
• From tha eighteenth challenge onwardz n' fo' every last muthafuckin second challenge afta that, you receive piecez of a penalty ta ranged damage, scalin down ta 50% of aiiight damage.
• Minions pimped by Vaal Fragments up in map devices is now allocated ta tha Hardcore version of tha Empire, Da Vigil n' Rapid Expansion.
• Enemies can be redeemed fo' a cold-ass lil corrupted Unique Wand.
• Challenge leagues is a pimped out opportunitizzle fo' a Six-Link Vaal Regalia.
• Added a freshly smoked up economizzle fo' realz. All yo' oldschool charactas n' shit is still present up in tha currency unstack window.
• A short instance-wide cooldown has been granted a optionizzle full passive reset. To use this, click tha "Reset all Passives" button on tha minimap.
• Bein muted globally no longer occur on monstas before level 40.
• Fixed a funky-ass bug where a shitload of tha Wild Strike now has less of a gangbangin' focus on auras n' elemenstrual supports fo' damage boosts.
• Da damage of Long Bows has been updated ta reflect dat it can be redeemed fo' a magic level 83 Rin of Bameth.
• Fixed a funky-ass bug where item allocation on everyday missions would not target close enemies.
• Da Offering: A set of six can be balanced separately. There done been made ta make tha freshly smoked up behaviour mo' clear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Local "durin Flask Effect" bonuses on flasks theyselves is unaffected by dis chizzle.
• Introduced tha freshly smoked up Nihilistz prefix mod dat grants +1 level ta Chaos Gems. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. This is currently used on Abyssal Cry n' tha freshly smoked up leagues, complete challenges n' climb tha ladder!
• Surgeonz Flasks now gotz a Ghostflame microtransaction effect now visually burn wit Ghostflame fire.
• Yo ass can now step tha fuck up in maps wit increased cast speed.
• Bone Bows done been added ta nuff monsta game.
• Volcanic Golems can now also rap ta other enemies.

Expect real patch notes on Thursdizzle NZT.

"

Yo ass can now step tha fuck up in maps wit increased cast speed.

Hope someone didn't beat me to 6l vaal regalia card and you guys haven't replied to my card submission...

"

There done been made ta make tha freshly smoked up behaviour mo' clear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Local "durin Flask Effect" bonuses on flasks theyselves is unaffected by dis chizzle.

Daem dis thugged up patch notes was amazing. Thanks for the laughs.

"

Chris wrote:

Added a new economy.

well fuck.

"

Chris wrote:

Minions created by Vaal Fragments in map devices are now allocated to the Hardcore version of the Empire, The Vigil and Rapid Expansion.

Awww man, I'm just finishing an 8 hour grind sesh. The struggle was real reading your post Chris but it was funny. +1

"

Chris wrote:

• Surgeon's Flasks now have a Ghostflame microtransaction effect now visually burn with Ghostflame fire.

Totally explains the nerf now... :P

"Chris wrote:
I ran tha patch notes so far fo' Content Update 2.1.0 all up in a Markov Chain text generator n' wanted ta share its thangs up in dis biatch wit you, biatch. This post is tha follow-up ta a ghettofab one from Da Awakening.

Incineratez damage has been added fo' abandonin Masta Missions. Da "Abandon Mission" rap option is now optionally available up in Brazilian Portuguese n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Brazilian playas can play on servers up in São Paulo which is part of tha factors.
This means they is affected by Contagion, it spreadz ta other Mastas up in yo' hideout n' they too gonna git a "Abandon Mission" option if any everyday portal is open.
All Talismans have mad bangin implicit modz yo, but spawn up in a freshly smoked up Dexteritizzle Skill Gem - Blade Vortex: An ethereal blade spins round you fo' a Unique Gold Ring.
With 2.1.0, both tha support gem n' tha alternate art shit from tha sky, dealin damage ta straight-up lil' small-ass damage.
From tha eighteenth challenge onwardz n' fo' every last muthafuckin second challenge afta that, you receive piecez of a penalty ta ranged damage, scalin down ta 50% of aiiight damage.
Minions pimped by Vaal Fragments up in map devices is now allocated ta tha Hardcore version of tha Empire, Da Vigil n' Rapid Expansion.
Enemies can be redeemed fo' a cold-ass lil corrupted Unique Wand.
Challenge leagues is a pimped out opportunitizzle fo' a Six-Link Vaal Regalia.
Added a freshly smoked up economizzle fo' realz. All yo' oldschool charactas n' shit is still present up in tha currency unstack window.
A short instance-wide cooldown has been granted a optionizzle full passive reset. To use this, click tha "Reset all Passives" button on tha minimap.
Bein muted globally no longer occur on monstas before level 40.
Fixed a funky-ass bug where a shitload of tha Wild Strike now has less of a gangbangin' focus on auras n' elemenstrual supports fo' damage boosts.
Da damage of Long Bows has been updated ta reflect dat it can be redeemed fo' a magic level 83 Rin of Bameth.
Fixed a funky-ass bug where item allocation on everyday missions would not target close enemies.
Da Offering: A set of six can be balanced separately. There done been made ta make tha freshly smoked up behaviour mo' clear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Local "durin Flask Effect" bonuses on flasks theyselves is unaffected by dis chizzle.
Introduced tha freshly smoked up Nihilistz prefix mod dat grants +1 level ta Chaos Gems. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. This is currently used on Abyssal Cry n' tha freshly smoked up leagues, complete challenges n' climb tha ladder!
Surgeonz Flasks now gotz a Ghostflame microtransaction effect now visually burn wit Ghostflame fire.
Yo ass can now step tha fuck up in maps wit increased cast speed.
Bone Bows done been added ta nuff monsta game.
Volcanic Golems can now also rap ta other enemies.

Expect real patch notes on Thursdizzle NZT."




Dis beein da funniest damn shit I's red on dis jive forum fo evva!


Classic! Thank you.