Hardlicker? (Happy Ending?)

I admit to being curious. You drinking a better brand of booze?

“What the Hell happened!” Yelled Hardlicker over the sounds of Pavshaus and Vakirauta playing tag with a severed arm they had found.
“Plane crashed. Duh.” Responded MoonYu. Hardlicker gave him a dirty look, but tried again.
“No shit moron. What happened to make the plane crash?” He looked perturbed. This all had a strange feeling of familiarity to him.
“I think someone opened a door and the plane decompressed or something.” Lachdanan answered. He had found a dead fat couple from Arizona and was using them as a barcalounger.
Vakirauta ran past with Pavshaus in hot pursuit trying to hit him with the arm.
“Pretty sure it was Fire Kid.” Daemon said. “Never could get the hang of using a toilet.” MoonYu nodded.
“I thought that was him being sucked into the engine!” He smiled when he saw a ring still on a hand floating just off shore.
“This is going to suck.” Hardlicker said to himself and started hauling the ugly luggage bags strewn about into a pile.
“Whatcha doing Hardlicker?” Lachdanan asked.
“Planning on surviving, what about you idiots?” He answered
“Surviving?” Asked MoonYu looking at the ring he finally had pulled off the finger.
“Relax Hardlicker.” Said Daemon, “Everyone dies in the end except the hero and some random chick we haven't met yet.” Hardlicker turned on Alex and stared at him hard.
“And you knew this how?” He snarled.
“Watched a lot of television.” Daemon offered and went back to playing Pokemon.
“Obviously I'm a goner.” Lachdanan said to him and MoonYu nodded again.
“Fucking great!” He yelled to the sky.
“Hey I found a gun!” Velocireptile shouted. There was a loud bang and before he fell over dead he looked at Hardlicker, “Loaded too.” He landed face first into the sand. Pavshaus walked over and started going through his pockets.
“Aha! I thought that prick had taken my gum!” He held up the pack of gum, but Vakirauta slapped it out of his hand with the severed arm and the two of them started wrestling in the surf to get the gum back! Hardlicker went over to the gun and almost heaved into the water before anyone else shot themselves, but stopped himself.
“As the only armed person here, I will be giving the orders.” He shouted.
“Or else what?” MoonYu sneered, but quickly ran away as Hardlicker took aim! “You win! You win!” He cried as he hid behind Lachdanan.
“Get the fuck away from me you jackass!” He yelled, lost his balance and fell off the dead fat couple.
“Oh well, batteries are dead.” Daemon said and threw his DS into the water. “Might as well start unpacking.”
“Listen everyone! That includes you Xpire!” Hardlicker shouted as loud as he could, but Xpire just flipped him off. “It's going to get dark soon!”
“No it's not.” Vakirauta said chomping a piece of gum.
“What?” Hardlicker rolled his eyes and thought about putting the barrel in his own mouth to get away from these assholes!
“It's morning and we are near the equator. The sun is not going to set for...,” But he got jumped by Pavshaus before he could complete the sentence!
“Give me back my gum!” He screamed and the two of them started wrestling again. Hardlicker looks down at them in disgust, but manages to step over them and point with the gun towards some others.
“VictorDoom! You take this pussy MoonYu with you and see if you can find where we are!” He shouted to him.
“Can't I take Nithryok instead?” He asked “MoonYu smells vaguely like herring!”
'Fuck you Doom.” Shouted MoonYu as he flipped him the bird. Victor responded by throwing rocks at MoonYu who quickly ran behind some trees.
“Jesus!” Screamed Hardlicker. “Just fucking go!” VictorDoom stopped throwing rocks and looked over to Nithryok.
“Coming?” He asked.
“Whatever.” Nithryok responded and slowly got to his feet.
“And don't come back without some pizza!” Shouted MoonYu. Hardlicker had to resist the urge to waste a bullet on MoonYu, but settled for quietly walking up behind him and shoving his head into the tree he was using to hide from Doom. He turned to see the rest give him a round of applause. He just sighed and hoped that someone finds them quickly. He was going to have to save one bullet just in case.