Silly Microtransactions
" Agreeing with Zalm: gross. Also, I don't actually know how to make this one work. Vomit might work, but a "golden shower" would be difficult. " Yeah, I've thought of a lot of changes to Zombies to make them more awesome. I have difficulty beating changing all of the zombies to Bob Saget thought. " This one sounds like one that they might actually do. I do like their projectiles as well. I like using Tempest Shield and watching them die because I block half their attacks more. ;) Alteration Orb Union Local #7 I'll smash your nose with 20 Alterations before I'll sell them for 1 lousy Chaos. 16:1. No questions. Last edited by Shippal on Feb 27, 2013, 2:48:16 AM
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I'd buy that RoA skill effect :P
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Now updated with a few more that I happened to think up. :)
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I'll smash your nose with 20 Alterations before I'll sell them for 1 lousy Chaos. 16:1. No questions. | |
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Might run into some copyright problems with the gollum one.
Otherwise, these are great. "Minions of your minions are your minion's minions, not your minions." - Mark Last edited by ciknay on Feb 28, 2013, 7:54:16 AM
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I've been asking for a Hockey Mask for my Marauder since CB... all for silly microtransactions.
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I'd like a Rhoa Shade to appear around me as I shield charge, kinda like the berserker from TL2 and his/her wolf.
I'd also like remote mines/traps to have a giftbox skin. And tails. They should be chestpiece cosmetic mods. I'd also like a squid pet. And a fetid mini-maw. And a skeletal torso pet. And if possible, I want the option to be a spectre. Like, actually become transparent and blue, maybe for a short time even. Damn. There's so much silly stuff, and so little GGGold... | |
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Haha. Wittgenstein, I hope you're pleased with how I posted that one. I fully agree with you there. Similar ones that I want are a rainbow weapon effect and a ballerina dress for my Templar. Because some things you can't unsee.
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I edited the format of the first page, as well as added in some of the cosmetic effects that I thought, you know, actually have a chance of being used. Similarly, I couldn't pass up on putting in "Giftbox". ;)
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I'll smash your nose with 20 Alterations before I'll sell them for 1 lousy Chaos. 16:1. No questions. | |
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i'd like to see shield charge be changed to Ehonda's headbutt.
There is a fat moderator who always jumps to conclusions (guess who).
It's really irritating but I can understand. He really needs the exercise. He can lift his eyebrows a few times if he sees this too. |
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