More Troll MTX Please

Hey GGG,

Personally I was hoping there might be a way to add more trolling MTX to the library. I'd spend a lot of money to make other players mad and you really nailed it with the Goblin Troupe. I have a few suggestions for some other MTX we can use to annoy players.

Here are some of my thoughts:

Some kind of dolled-up female goblin belting out the GICHI GICHI YAYA TATA or whatever from Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera

"BABY YOURE A FIRE-WORK" every time someone does fireworks

Maybe a Country Jam-Band of settlers that just plays like 2 bars from ACHEY BREAKY HEART over and over and over

"THINGS THAT BOTHER YOU NEVER BOTHER ME I FEEL HAPPY AND FINE" from Tiny Tim. But just that bit loudly.

The important thing is that you've absolutely NAILED the formula. Pick some kind of annoying music. Break it down into small clips and play them on repeat. Its like adding tik tok audio to Wraeclast! Genius!

I was also thinking there could be some supercharged visual annoyance too like full screen flashbangs, strobing effects to hopefully cause seizures, full-screen full-volume jump scares. Forced audio loops. Maybe like handcuffs or something so you can chain yourself to another player and physically prevent them from moving, or just some way to trap them in town.

I think the goblins are a great start but I really think we can take this player-trolling thing to the next level.

I hope you consider some of these ideas next time you're looking to capture some money from the Troll community. Everything I mentioned above is something people would spend money on. $$$$$

And there's nothing the players can do about except mute ALL of the sound effects.

Absolutely top notch

hoho clever feedback don't think it's going to work in your favor though.

10/10 though.

Yes please give me more ways to give money in exchange for being really annoying. How more can we support this business model?

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xPiranha wrote:

hoho clever feedback don't think it's going to work in your favor though.

10/10 though.

I don't favor any direction, I'd just like to know so I'm not swimming against the current. If the direction is deliberately troll-y MTX then I'll lead the charge. I honestly think my single greatest ability in life is to annoy people, I mostly try to suppress the urge but I feel a strong tide pulling me towards MTX related griefing. Not because of a desire on my end, It's just the current POE cultural zeitgeist.

To quote the main game page:

"Wraeclast is a dark, brutal continent. Scarred by mysterious catastrophes of the past and inhabited by creatures of nightmare, the very environment challenges exiles who dare explore it.

We're sick of the recent trend towards bright, cartoony RPGs. The art style we chose for Path of Exile is dark, gritty and realistic. Wraeclast is terrifying, and we've tried hard to do it justice."

Clearly there's been a paradigm shift. I'm just here to suggest new exciting tools towards that end.

Edit: What about something like this?, But you can force it to happen to other players. That would be epic. After all, we live in a society. Right Gamers

11/10 they should hire you

+ 10000000000 :D

They should let us release the troupe into someone's hideout and claim it back whenever we feel like.

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xPiranha wrote:

They should let us release the troupe into someone's hideout and claim it back whenever we feel like.

Goblin world tour, I need this.

GGGold Aura:
An aura of Gleaming GGG gold coins raining from the sky on your character which grows in intensity the more points you have and makes sound as well as generates global lighting both of which also increase with the intensity.

Now I kinda understand why no one believed me when I said I bought the Goblin Troupe because I actually genuinely enjoy it lol