My cat... Is a jewel thief.

Her name is Coco... 4 points siamese. I left my jewelry from the night before on my stand too lazy to put it away.

All my jewelry gone... AND MY CREDIT CARD LOL...

"Coco wtf!!!" Cats inherently think we are just big giant stupid ogres. I call my mom, she loves cats; happened to her. She said to give her a piece of jewelry and see where she goes. Mom is so smart...

I give her a necklace from party city... LOL. Looks at me and like wtf is this? Omg, she's picky with her stuff. I grab a more expensive necklace. She picks it up with her mouth...

TOTAL fucking shock where she hid the jewelry you'll never fucking guess...
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solwitch wrote:


TOTAL fucking shock where she hid the jewelry you'll never fucking guess...


"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
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DarthSki44 wrote:
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solwitch wrote:


TOTAL fucking shock where she hid the jewelry you'll never fucking guess...




To be honest you are so freaking close...
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Behind the couch in the TV room?

If I get a second guess then

Behind the toilet?
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Last edited by Turtledove#4014 on Jun 27, 2022, 5:23:02 PM
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Turtledove wrote:
Behind the couch in the TV room?

If I get a second guess then

Behind the toilet?


No... I did check those places though.
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solwitch wrote:
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To be honest you are so freaking close...


That is scary to think about Solly, very scary.
As a former cat servant, I would guess in the litter box possibly?
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DoubleU wrote:
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solwitch wrote:
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To be honest you are so freaking close...


That is scary to think about Solly, very scary.
As a former cat servant, I would guess in the litter box possibly?


A cat would never put it in a place that is thrown away. They would rather put it in a spot the owner never looks because they deem it valueable.

Watch the cat like a bird randomly flying into a bush, nothing is random in the animal kingdom, they always have something upon their destination. From babys to your credit card.



My cat is looking at me as the coyotes call out... She's terrified of the outside. Who knows what she hears at night...
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solwitch wrote:
My cat is looking at me as the coyotes call out... She's terrified of the outside. Who knows what she hears at night...


OK Solly, give up the info, where did she hide your stuff?
~ I have selective hearing, and today, you have not been selected.
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DoubleU wrote:
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solwitch wrote:
My cat is looking at me as the coyotes call out... She's terrified of the outside. Who knows what she hears at night...


OK Solly, give up the info, where did she hide your stuff?


I feel like quoting Meryl Streep from the movie devil wears Prada, LOL. Stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja2fgquYTCg

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