Most senseless way you've hurt yourself?

I mean, I was 7. I'm not sure you can call vehicular accidents at 7 'senseless'. Even now, some people don't wear helmets when cycling. Some people ride on the wrong side of the road. Some people don't always pay attention when approaching an intersection going downhill.

But when you're 7 and you do ALL of those, you're probably just rolling the dice. Sooner or later someone's going to make a left-hand turn into the hill and send you flying. If you're lucky, you'll just get a broken leg. I was lucky.

Funny part, I suppose it's funny, was the driver tried to sue for damages on their car. Had they just been turning, perhaps they'd have had a case...but the damage they were claiming proved they were actually making an illegal U-Turn at a T-intersection. We all do it from time to time, but it's still illegal and probably not going to help you win a damages case against a 7 year old on a bike. That and they drove a Volvo, which, back in the 80s, was just Australian code for 'uppity wanker' anyway.

My folks didn't get theirs until a few years later. ^_^

My wedding ring got caught in the door handdle, and when I tried to pull my hand it broke my finger, because I didn't even see it got stuck

Slicing up paper for an art project with a scalpel and using a regular ruler instead of a safety ruler, you can probably guess the outcome.

Playing WoW.

to many to remember
eating poorly once per day for long period

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Coconutdoggy wrote:

being an adult

lol 3 challenges

A combination of me being stupid and wearing shorts while chopping wood and the axe bouncing off in a really, REALLY unfortunate angle resulted in it cutting into my leg slightly below the knee. Luckily it was a clean cut, so not too troublesome to get fixed, but it sure was one dumb injury.

Edit: No bones were hurt in the making of said cut. Fortunately. That could've gotten UGLY.

This thread is like the Daytime Darwin Awards. All the real winners can be found in the 'in memoriam' segment during the real show later tonight.

As a drunken student I once slid down a wooden bannister wearing threadbare shorts and got a 4 inch splinter of wood embedded in my abdomen that took multiple surgeries to remove

Tried some hard ass twist with floorball and ended up falling to floor twisting my ankle.

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Coconutdoggy wrote:

being an adult

That's nothing, wait until you have kids.