So. Since we can't talk about anything contentious, relevant, or in any way interesting anymore...

When our recently deceased house cat was an adolescent kitten-cat, she’d wait for me by the door to come in from work, climb up my pants, and stand horizontally on my chest while laying on my arm (which I’d support her with, because otherwise claws + falling). I’d scratch the back of her neck until I had my fill, then make her walk across the ceiling, which she loved for some reason.

Also +1 headbutts, +1 buttbutts, and +1 genitals.

Here’s a picture of my cat

Sorry about your cat, Can. :(

I put them ontop of my favorite zombie revival fiction novel, commonly referred to as the bible, dress my hand with a burka and give them a solid rub down.

After that i proceed to give them some catnip to ease them back to their
safe-space mindset.



Peace,

-Boem-

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Boem wrote:

I put them ontop of my favorite zombie revival fiction novel, commonly referred to as the bible, dress my hand with a burka and give them a solid rub down.

After that i proceed to give them some catnip to ease them back to their
safe-space mindset.

Spoiler

#partylinemoonwalker
#shitposter

Peace,

-Boem-

Lol

My favorite way to pet fluffy critters is to extend my hand and wait for them to come to me of their own free will. The pet's decision of charity makes the pet feel better, and it makes me feel better for receiving it.

I used to pet fluffy critters by imposing on them without respect to their desires, but I know now how immature that is. Even if the total number of pets is the same in the end, it made the fluffy critter upset and left me wanting something genuine.

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pneuma wrote:

My favorite way to pet fluffy critters is to extend my hand and wait for them to come to me of their own free will. The pet's decision of charity makes the pet feel better, and it makes me feel better for receiving it.

The psychological ramifications on a sub-conscious level here are fascinating.

The fact that you feel better or take pleasure (a chemical reaction) to getting approval from the autonomous feline could be quite illuminating.

Perhaps high standards from the parents & concern of living up to them? Pressure from friends doing well around you? Wanting your SO to acknowledge some of your efforts in a physical or verbal way? You can't seek it, else it feels hollow & prompted, but you want it so bad.

@ DarthSki44 who wrote:
"...the psychological ramifications on a sub-conscious level here are fascinating..."

Now you're being borderline political dear sir, and not without a touch of... innuendo, thus risking this seemingly... apolitical (or not) thread being locked and even permanently removed from... the face of this here earth, and also cast... into the fire of Mount Doom.

Oblivion, at last!

Sic transit gloria mundi

My wife: We live on the 20th floor, what if there's a fire? Or what if we have to leave because of an Earthquake? Or a typhoon? Will you help me first? Or will you save our kitties first?
Me: I'll try to come back for you if you can't make it out on your own.
My wife: *shouts some things in Taiwanese that I can't follow, but I know they're not good*

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鬼殺し wrote:

Topic title: we can't talk about anything...in any way interesting anymore waa waa
Thread content: interesting talk

lol.

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