Path of Warframe: The Quest for the Average Neck

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At least somebody made something original at April Fool's Day. Laughed out loud!
Thx, GGG.

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hope april 1st next year they actually have a minigame/alpha to show of this XD

where can i buy the better poe versions hahahhaha

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Dragonaur wrote:

I actually find the "Path of Exile: Synthesis FAQ" announcement to be a better April Fools' joke than this, lol.

Ha! I unironically thought that FAQ was the April Fools Joke, and didn't realize it wasn't until this weird neck-thing was posted afterwards (since it was April 1st when I seen the FAQ...)

I mean, the game is undeniably in a wretched state right now (mostly performance and some balance/syndicate issues), and with Syndicate 2.0- erm, I mean "-Synthesis League" being so poorly received, with most of the community complaining about it (and syndicate lag) on every thread, I would have thought that "releasing a FAQ" a full month after launch (near April 1st) was a clear wink-wink nudge-nudge "self-aware joke" about how they need to fix things... I was like, "okay, that's pretty humble and clever I guess"... but no... it was serious.

Maybe that was the joke? Maybe? I don't know, I'm not that smart.

I did read this one day late.... and you got me FKME

This needs to be a thing.

Seriously, why doesn't the creepy old man have pants?

Don't you dare add Limbo to this game... or a bunch of preteens that dress up in weird body suits... or a quest to look for frozen turds on Venus...

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.