General Discussion - What Happens When You Let An Algorithm Write the Delve Patch Notes - Forum

Actual patch notes when? "In this game you're just a cow being milked, not a human being entertained" - Kiss_Me_Quick	Posted by IIPheXII#5639 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:00:49 PM Quote this Post
These changes allow minion players to get into a bad state. You forgot to scramble that one. "If they actually showed gameplay with it zoomed out and then zoomed it in for the real one I think there would be actual riots in the street. I think that people would burn the building down."	Posted by IlluminaBlade#3553 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:01:08 PM Quote this Post
Thats all i need to know ;P	Posted by Bogador#7996 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:02:13 PM Quote this Post
"Repeatedly weapon-swapping is now called the Dweller of the Sands questline." Please don't touch CoWS builds :(	Posted by Darkxellmc#0807 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:02:54 PM Quote this Post
" IIPheXII wrote: Actual patch notes when? Tomorrow... today we're expecting a "balance developer's manifesto".	Posted by Shagsbeard#3964 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:03:13 PM Quote this Post
Official confirmed. Lags are a feature of the game: " Moved the player with a very short cooldown. My Builds & Hideouts: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2083383 Hideout Community Discord: https://discord.gg/B2xQkmf Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Dralanorr Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/guggelhupf	Posted by guggelhupf#2310 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:03:14 PM Quote this Post
" Shovelcut wrote: " Bex_GGG wrote: Niko's mechanical explorer, the Crawler, will guide you to bypass one of the Dead. Phew! That's a relief! Only ONE of the dead though?! What about the others? monkaS	Posted by Setharial#7283 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:04:01 PM Quote this Post
" Setharial wrote: " Shovelcut wrote: " Bex_GGG wrote: Niko's mechanical explorer, the Crawler, will guide you to bypass one of the Dead. Phew! That's a relief! Only ONE of the dead though?! What about the others? monkaS I believe this quote answers your question. :) " Bex_GGG wrote: There is a sure way to die. Just a lowly standard player. May RNGesus be with you.	Posted by Shovelcut#3450 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:06:04 PM Quote this Post
" Bex_GGG wrote: I ran the patch notes so far for Delve through a Markov Chain text generator and wanted to share its results with you. Moved the player with a very short cooldown. Items filters are now children hanging out in Oriath Square (the nice version). I wildly laugh on this two ...	Posted by Shayda123#7629 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:06:16 PM Quote this Post
"There is a sure way to die" That one's not new, Bex. There's been a sure way to die in Wraeclast since the game launched :P _____ I do so love Algorithm Patch Notes, always a good laugh. Never stop doing these, Bex!	Posted by 1453R#7804 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:06:44 PM Quote this Post