What happens when you let an algorithm write the 3.3.0 patch notes

Look I get that cremation is good but making it outright not function while still having visuals is a bit harsh on new players...
I do approve of the challenges nerving trappers though, hopefully now not everyone will play trappers.

Well other than people trying out this new consist trap that is the witch

And I never really thought ground slam CoC would be a thing but if unearth buffs ground slam I might need to try it :)

I want my challenger trophies to be an mtx for my mainland weapon...

This is hilarious.

hahhahahahaaa, LOL this is so random!

EDIT: Well, that didn't work...

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Bex_GGG wrote:

The Witch is now consistent throughout the game. This is worth keeping in mind.
The Templar and Marauder can now filter the social panel with Ctrl+F.

I call classist!

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Miathan51 wrote:

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Monsters slain by this explosion will still explode, dealing damage along that path based on submissions by competition winners.

lolol this did it for me

I am not sure if this is a nerf or a buff. So many questions. What if what they submitted sucked? Will the damage suck as well? If there were really good submissions, will this be over powered and have to be nerfed later? Does everyone get this or only those who won? If the latter, what about those of us who didn't submit anything, let alone the poor saps who submitted stuff but didn't win? That seems very unbalanced and very S2W (Submit to Win).

I am not sure this is well thought out. It should probably be withheld from the patch until we get the full story.

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xjjanie wrote:

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Bex_GGG wrote:

[li]The crack will erupt in a cone in front of the Shadow's starting area.[/li]

You do NOT want to know what my mind was thinking when I read this.....

Ok. I really did not need that visual. Thanks a lot.

Did they forget to post the generated patch notes? Because these are clearly the actual ones.

hmm i see time to nerf bex