Gaem Deaths List
Player Life Buff
Party Play
Complaining
Complaining about complaints
Fanboys
Haters
Trolls
Candlestick Makers (fuck if I know, but Im willing to bet its true)
Having to make alts to progress
Not having to make alts to progress
Having alts that are complete shit
Dying to Flasks
Dying to Chaos Damage
Dying to Puncture
Dying to Blood Magic + CI + Auras
Not beeing able to find oneself in the game.
QQ This game is biased towards those with more playtime then me...
Race Rewards.
Kripp being kind of rude to Chris Wilson at stream
People who got banned for RMT and cheating getting into the 2.0.0 beta (and then banned again)
Perandus coin scammers
Voidheart scammers
GARENA INVASION ZOMG
Chaos Inoculation Nerf
Various Uniques
Most Of The Skill Tree changes
Addition Of Avatar Of Fire
Removal Of Avatar Of Fire
Discharge
Lightning Arrow
Rain of Arrows being garbage
Rain of Arrows being overpowered (a week later)
Freezing Pulse
Spork Totem
Trap Changes
Passive tree changes
Duelist buff
Inner Force nerf
Reflect
Kole
Vaal
Piety
Fetid Pool
Changed the gem-support system so that only Support Gems in the same physical group as a Skill Gem connect to it. If you have two groups with the same skill, you get two bindable skills. This is done so that supports can be made more impactful and so that players can have multiple variations of the same skill in their build.
EXP loss
EXP loss nerf
Standard being too hard
Standard being too easy
Just... Standard in general, really
fucking totem
Cast on Damage Taken nerf
Imaginary cast on crit nerf.
Dominus
Removal Of Phase Run
The Bloodmagic Fix
Not beeing able to sustain a mappool selffound.
Triggergems beeing to weak/strong/OP/selfplaying the game/pretty/niffty/fuckthatshit.
"Insert Skillnode here" needs a rework/is too strong/weak/"LOLz who skills that?
Game beeing to easy.
Game beeing to hard.
Super melee skillz.
SUPER SEKRET BALANCE:
Fishing rods
Rhoa feathers
Eternal map device secrets
Secret level
White sockets
CODT nerf.
DOT changes.
PvP is gonna be too cut-throat
PvP is gonna be too casual
apparently spells are now completely useless. Game is over.
Cast On Crit, again. That didnt take long to double up.
Monster Damage Buff
Snapshotting
Corrupting Blood
The new corrupted skills.
Vaal pact nerf
Life leech changes
Righteous Fire not being nerfed
Iron Reflexes not being nerfed
other people's builds in general not being nerfed
Scion life wheel gone PANIC
Marauder will suck
Marauder will be OP
Searing Bond
Templars
Crown Of Eyes Nerf
CoC Nerf
Acuity rarity increased Nerf nerf nerrfffffffdffdd removeeeeeeeeeee
Haku getting his rocks off
Exploding Spiders (Tora's missions will no longer have the mobs-explode-on-death variant as of next patch)
Path of Crit Dagger
The threat of CRIT NERF.
Frozen Sky zOMG needs nerf
Elemental Proliferation Nerf
Double-Tap on Crit (Although at this point it's like the Million'th tap) - Yup, I said million'th.
Shotgunning nerf.
EB change - The Drama. Arctic Armor ded confirmed
More than one unique for the Mjolnir base
All of act 4
Ascension Classes not being the same for all classes
Crit (again!)
Summoners cant do izaro
OMG power creep
Crit Multi
Chaos Spark
Voltaxic Rift conversion change
Earthquake being too stronk
BF trappers
VMS getting rekt
Uberlab too hard.
Lab too boring.
double dipping drama
Uber Lab is too easy
Uber Lab is too hard
Uber Lab drop nerf
Uber Lab having too good rewards
Trials are boring
LAB IS AWFUL AND NEEDS TO BE REMOVED
Gating ascendencies behind lab
RMT
Lack Of An Auction House
Magic Find
Maps
Crafting
Kaom's Heart
nerfing Kaom's Heart
Legacy Kaom's Heart
Kaom's Heart still existing
Spork
The Map system being too difficult
The Map system being too easy
The Map system being too complex
The Map system being the Map system
Standard's broken-as-fuck economy
Refusal to accept P2W
Refusal to accept some of GGG's current practices as P2W
poe.xyz.is
Lack of new vendor recipes
Keeping new vendor recipes secret
Paying 1 [unit of currency] for everything
People overpricing shit
People underpricing shit (when buying it, of course)
People who refuse to negotiate a price
The unholy spamfest that is trade chat
Instance disconnects when trying to trade
People pretending to have instance disconnects when trying to trade
People bitching about the trade system
Playing Selffound is not possible.
Playing Selffound is too easy.
diminishing returns too high
diminishing returns too low
Mandatory economic involvement and consideration.
Lotteries
Scammers
Lottery Scammers
Barter economy
Exalted shards
Self found league now? How does that even work as a game ending bug?
Removal of IIQ Gem and mods.
Bor nerf
Aegis aurora nerf
vaal orbs
Also Crown Of Eyes Nerf
The weekend Elreon bjorked up the orb market
Bots/cheats/rmt as the flavor of the week
ITEM CRAFTING EXPLOIT RUINED ECONOMY! (We're all doomed)
Path of Jewels "Pay-2-win"
Mirrorgate
New trade system is p2w!
Perandus Coins will ruin EVERYTHING!
Perandus League merge will tank economy!
Currency tabs are pay2win!
Coin scammers stealing Cadibro!
Chancing Skyforth
Buy orders on poe.trade
Desync
Trading On The Party Board
4-month leagues starting
4-month leagues ending
Moderators
Moderators being abusive
Moderators not doing enough
Alpha
Map hack
Must be online to play
Short allocation
Permanent allocation
Imaginary rng magic if you stream.
Lack of whisper reporting function
Not being able to reports whisperer.
accounts stolen by hackerz
Bandit PvP
No end game w/ Act 4
South American Server
Trade API is too slow and will end in EVERYTHING LAGGING FOREVER!
Lagging servers made me lose my cadiro
I KEEP LOSING MY UBERLAB
Multiboxing
Paid Stash Tabs
Super Wilson Bros.
New Leagues
$1000 Create-a-Unique
Razer
Skilldrasil, Skill Tree of Legend
Steam is going to eat my children
Artificial built in Walls to hit?
races having fixed schedules
Stash tabs being P2W
GGG giving in to casuals
GGG not listening to casuals
GGG posts more on Reddit than their own forums.
D3 destroying PoE
Atziri has not 1/2/3 but 4 boobs.
I think a large part of the player base has ended up with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from trying to level their masters, which has obviously ruined their sex lives, which in turn has lead to the frustration we see in GD :)
Closed Beta "Debacle"
Cats
Streamers are special: Subset of 1 but feel like they are special and need to be treated that way :)
South America Server ? ....where ? when ? how ? never heard of. (again)
PATH OF EXILE AGAINST OVERWHELMING ODDS
