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DietCokeVeins wrote:

One-fifty ex and a mirror,
It's all I've got in my currency tab,
Peerless bow and unmatched furor,
Certified by your mom as "extra fab!"

Affix rain, pouring damage undaunted
Corpses grow from the death I sow,
Every place I leave becomes haunted.

Enter the name of your ranger: RageArch.
This time, the weapon crafts the character.
Borne of sinew on the death march, (replace with "with a death mark" depending on pronunciation)
She hits harder than a double-tap Derringer.

Buy this mirror service and all your wildest dreams will come true--at the same time.
If you're me, that means you end up doing something of a sexual nature to a deli sandwich made of your own flaws and synthetic sawdust. Yes, I posited the existence of fake sawdust. Perhaps as a cosmetic? Diuretic? Don't judge me, that Provolone is melted and it wants it. It wants the Deeps. I'm gonna give that saucy tart the Deeps.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, let me stick this bow into fine layers of prosciutto, sourdough wearing pickles.

I can't front the 30ex for 180 so I front the shout-out on the thread.
"SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT! SHOUT-OUT!"

What does it feel like to wield the Rage Arch? You don't wield it, you yield to it. Yield your hopes and nightmares to the giggling maw and gaze in despair as the sound waves of its cackle obliterate the screen--a real debacle.







I only have 150ex and a mirror. Benevolence pls?