lazyness a sign of high intelligence - study

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Gary_GGG wrote:

The economist will make a probability tree to examine the game theory behind each of the options.

The marketing expert will pay for a large-scale study and will determine everything depends on the size and colour of the door, then will start thinking how to monetize his findings.

:D

And then I will arrive in a six-linked Adidas tracksuit, dual wielding a unique baseball bat and a contraband cigarette, and will say in my best Eastern European accent, 'You think you can put door here? Did you ask Piotr the Triceps? You have to pay protection!'

The manager will pay a lawyer who will file a lawsuit, Piotr the Triceps will grease a few palms and bash a few heads and the case will be closed due to lack of evidence.

The door will never materialize, a lot of expenditure will be had and only the lawyers will profit in the end.

The marketing expert will conclude he's not very good at this, so he'll write a scientific article about the entire episode and he'll be tenured as an economics professor in the College of Lower Fuckington.

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Bars wrote:

:D

And then I will arrive in a six-linked Adidas tracksuit, dual wielding a unique baseball bat and a contraband cigarette,

That public restroom mirror of kalandra.

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Bars wrote:

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Gary_GGG wrote:

The economist will make a probability tree to examine the game theory behind each of the options.

The marketing expert will pay for a large-scale study and will determine everything depends on the size and colour of the door, then will start thinking how to monetize his findings.

The marketing study will invariably design a bathroom no one likes, because of psychology - when those conducting the survey ask the focus groups which color they prefer, they'll say whatever they think sounds socially acceptable instead of indicating their true preference.

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Bars wrote:

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Gary_GGG wrote:

The economist will make a probability tree to examine the game theory behind each of the options.

The marketing expert will pay for a large-scale study and will determine everything depends on the size and colour of the door, then will start thinking how to monetize his findings.

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Bars wrote:

The door will never materialize, a lot of expenditure will be had and only the lawyers will profit in the end.

The marketing study will invariably design a bathroom no one would like, because of psychology - when asked which color they prefer, the focus group members will say whatever they think sounds socially acceptable instead of indicating their true preference.

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ScrotieMcB wrote:

The marketing study will invariably design a bathroom no one would like, because of psychology - when asked which color they prefer, the focus group members will say whatever they think sounds socially acceptable instead of indicating their true preference.

:D

What's the lesson? Political correctness will ruin the world.

Was about to complete my unified theory, but my sister just had to wake me up at four in the afternoon.



Peace,

-Boem-

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Boem wrote:

Was about to complete my unified theory, but my sister just had to wake me up at four in the afternoon.

Spoiler

lel at door business.

Peace,

-Boem-

After three months of various door stratagems and implementations, it is announced that the door is getting nerfed, and is now a small window high up on the wall - but that a new bathroom will be released in a few weeks.