Second Wave of Trade Improvements

^^^^ Same. The lack of trading improvements and my ever growing stash have made me take a break from the game for awhile. This was kind of disappointing to see. I thought i would at least get a good laugh at the news today after being away for awhile, but turns out the jokes on us :(
GitGud, GitNerfed, Repeat.
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grimskuldar wrote:
Really frustrating to me to see that improving the trade system is a joke. I would like to one day be able to actually be able to trade, without having to drop what I am doing to send and reply to messages and wonder if I am getting scammed.



THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SAY IN A NICE WAY,

but im a dick and i put it blunt,.

DONT JUMP ON THE BAND WAGON april fools isn't funny when you take something half of your players REALLY FUCKING WANT and shove it in our face like oh yeah april fools this aint really happening,..

Fuck... Don't waist our time or your own you fucking tools...


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southsidepopper wrote:
^^^^ Same. The lack of trading improvements and my ever growing stash have made me take a break from the game for awhile. This was kind of disappointing to see. I thought i would at least get a good laugh at the news today after being away for awhile, but turns out the jokes on us :(


Well put dude,,. I want to sit here and go through all 48 pages and quote every person they have pissed of with this Shit prank that isn't even a joke... This is serious.. Its like going to your misses. will you marry me. APRIL FOOLS ...
Last edited by TiLung#6365 on Apr 2, 2016, 3:59:53 AM
It's just a prank, bro, it's just a joke. :^)
Archives, https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2206812
Classic!
That's a lot of mirrors.
2 bad this is not a joke...
joke that GGG really needs to have a trading system that is not 3rd party and requires multiple 3rd party programs to sell!
sorry ggg jokes on YOU
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Fifth2301 wrote:
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Fifth2301 wrote:
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bunniu wrote:
What's funny that you think this is so absurd you can make a shitty april fool's joke when it would be a fantastic addition. I'm laughing about how shitty your trade system is that it primarily relies on a 3rd party site while you export the game into yet another country. Keep putting off updates that improve the game at its core. Your defenders will just scream about how you guys are such a small business bleeding money to try to get by. Your players defend you and enable you to charge 20-30 dollars for a mtx suit and put genuine QoL features behind pay walls while they beg for more opportunity to help the cause.

I'm just disappointed, I was really excited to see something like this until I saw the twitch streams telling the obvious joke; and to put it under the header of "Second Wave of Trade Improvements" oh boy you really roped me in with that one. I was excited to see something new which might entice me to actually log in to this game again, god knows the content isn't convincing enough.

This, exactly this. Looks like this is God's way of giving anyone that is hoping for QoL the middle finger.

This "joke" is so insulting (just like the "oops sorry we blew off all the Windows 10 leak reports because we thought we knew better... guess not, our bad"), so I will respond in turn with equal tone. Seeing though as I've made this post, way too many times (here and on reddit, a lot because apparently GGG never reads their own forms, but how can you expect them to sort through the 20 pages of sycophant replies of "oh funny joke"), in apparently a too friendly manner (seems no one looks past page 2 of the replies anyways, let alone page 60). I 'mise as well respond with the same insulting satire that GGG seems to be so comfortable with.


Seriously what are your development priorities? From what I've read (your last post on the dev roadmap), QoL is not even on the table for discussion. Every OTHER major content update, we sometimes see a small QoL improvement but other wise? F&*k us, right?

The game is simply not player friendly. Not friendly as in easy, friendly as in the way in which mechanics are conveyed. You cannot learn this game without a mentor or alt-tabbing to the wiki. Period. Too many concepts that you wont even know what to look for. Similarly never before have I played a game so dependent on 3rd party programs... oh want to trade? Program (aquisition). Want to look up information? Wiki. Want to log out? Autohotkey. item filter? Find it on the web, download it and throw it in a directory. Want to know how much DPS SRS (or any minion gem) does with various support gems and auras? External Spreedsheet. Item stats and open prefix/affix? Script. On and on. Silly and frankly embarrassing that GGG has to rely on said 3rd party programs.


QoL is the pink elephant in the room that GGG refuses to address. Thinking "oh if we make more content maybe we can get a small rush of new players for a couple of weeks and maybe scam a MTX transaction before they leave", rather than focusing on why said new players do not stick around longer.

Took years to get party member names on the map, and even longer to get GGG to look at trade, sad. Does GGG even play their own game legitimately? No, not play testing, not debug cheat loading in items. Legit, playing self found, and trading with other players, through INTO end game?

Don't get me started about how obfuscated the concept of damage is... How much damage do my minions do? SRS? What in gods name does the tooltip mean for Tornado shot? KB? Ice Crush? Frostblades? righteous fire? Discharge? EA? Firestorm (does the tooltip assume my fireballs hit 50%?)? etc etc etc.

Inventory management is a joke. How many players have hundreds of tabs in the standard leagues? Everyone shutters at the thought of having to merge challenge league tabs into their standard stash...

Game generates log files in the realm of gb because poe for some silly reason cannot prune its own log files...


This site has as fewer features than the original phpbb from 2000. Let me guess you decided to build the bb software inhouse right? Well now its biting you in the a$$ with a site that's approaching 2 decades out of date because you do not have the resources to maintain the software you wrote. Not even mobile friendly. heh, sad.


Still having serious performance issues... beast of a machine, but get in party, or parandius chest and bop 2fps.






But hey what you are doing must be working right because you must be rolling in $dough$ enough to hire more programmers for QoL. Oh wait, nope.


So glad I've put hundreds of dollars and thousands of hours into this game... Can I get a refund please? Oh wait, I get it, this whole thing must be a long running joke. Heh, jokes on me.

Seriously 1,500 hours logged into this game, I've found it easier to make suggestions to EA then to GGG....



Im'a butt hurt.


I might not 100% agree with the tone of this post, neither did I *donate* hundreds of $ in form of support (so maybe I should just stay quiet), but I think there are few interesting / valid points in the wall of text above. And I'm afraid it'll just get forgotten / ignored in the mass of trigger happy "wow a great April's fools joke" spam posts. Therefore I will quote it, so it turns up again.

If anyone else agrees with what the post lists, just quote the msg too. I don't expect to see any specific answer, but maybe if enough ppl point it out - there'll be some further actions in the direction of QoL.

Peace.


I bump it for 2 reason:
1. I found some acceptable point in your answers.
2. I hate those idiots who just laugh on "best joke ever" when GGG make them fools ... but REALLY!!!

Instead of a really trading improvments (what would be in time after 5-6 years...) we got a joke and a lot of player could laugh on it and on others who dont loved that joke. These idiot joke lovers made the best joke from themselves for GGG with their reactions.
Its a same thing if i give for somebody a piece of sh*t but it looks like a chocolate he/she eat it and understand it wasnt chocolate it was sh*t and he/she start to laughing on it but i laughing better because he/she not just ate the sh*t but enjoyed it too LOL... Conclusion: next time i give to him/her more "chocolate".

The braindead human is the happiest human! Its not joke its fact!

Only positive thing was on April 1 :
Version 2.2.1e
Path of Exile now uses around 20% less memory at startup. This improves load times and significantly reduces memory related client crashes when changing areas.
Excellent improvements.
worst part of the troll over here? kripp streaming... :(

we miss you kripp... remember kids, never sell your soul to blizzard! :D
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jeonitsoc wrote:
worst part of the troll over here? kripp streaming... :(

we miss you kripp... remember kids, never sell your soul to blizzard! :D


Yes - worst part of the trolling 2016.
/facepalm
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