Second Wave of Trade Improvements

Ooookay,
First, the ticker... I was fearing the implications already. Then this crazy economics add-on that completely changed how the game would work!
Then I realized (after a heart-attack) that it was April fools.
Well played GGG.
Hardy laugh.
P.S love the albino Rhoa feather stacks

There's a bull market on blessed orbs. Buy! BUY!!!
Oh god, the stress of this job is killing me. If I can't make up for last quarter's losses on chaos orbs I... I don't know what I'll do. My wife and kids...

P.S.
I have no idea how the stock market works.

Damn the exalt droped below 50, you all need to sell...now...!!!!11!!1

But honestly we need an mobile app for faster and more effective trading...

And what are cnc again?

I thought it was real at first.

Good ruse though, I like the stock market ticker.

i hope the joke means the real list of trade improvements and effective start date are close behind the prank lol

I thought you can't be serious when I read this.

A currency trade market? That would be amazing, because then we wouldn't need to wait a million years to trade currency for market prices.

But then I remember that it was going to be April 1st.

And that GGG would never destroy the barter trade system for an in game market place.

And my hopes were eternally shattered.

Great news!

Great, I just lost everything I invested because of that stupid fishing crash.

"OOOOOOOOOH WE CAN MAKE YOU GET EASY VAAL ORBS FROM FISHING, BUT IT WON'T AFFECT THE MARKET" They said.


I DEMAND A FULL REFUND OF MY 125 MIRRORS, 7,423 EXALTS, AND 3 TRANSMUTATION ORBS.

Thanks for the laugh, coworkers think I'm crazy now