Want a beta key? Have an extra friend invite? This is the thread for anonymous invites!

Pretty pretty please with strawberries on top? Will do strange if required! ty:) greggjones@gmx.us

i wonder when was the last time this thread actually got someone a key

As in my personal post, I am offering this for a beta key : I will NOT dance a jig.

Hah!

Just PM me? Pleeeeease?

(Note: I do not claim this as my own)

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing
ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch
breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I
translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning
operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for
three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can
pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco,
a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once
single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a
horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted
by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm
bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban
hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical
appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless
bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy
evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I
receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the
weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling
centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral
arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly
accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David
Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire
dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food
item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I
sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully
negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small
bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all
paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact
origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to
write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using
only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I
have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri
Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I
have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with
Elvis.

But I have not yet played the Path of Exile beta.

invite please. Only got a week left on leave with Army and really want to play. bhole87@hotmail.com

randomly pick me, cause that will be so random

I would love an invite please :) I would be extremely thankful and I also would not leave my house for a while xD

I'm so desperate...more than a desperate housewive :D
so I won't leave this chance untried...

come on guys, pick me :(

yes? yes!

I'm in! if anybody wishes to donate ... which probably not too many people who would :[