Life Advice, what is yours?

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TheWretch wrote:

Aliens

You were all meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

And of course...

Never underestimate idiots in large numbers.

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Jaille wrote:

Aliens

Don´t try to use Coffee as a finanzial cheap food substitute,
its just going to bite you in the back later.

Always compare job offerings, else you´ll never know if you would have earned more money
as one of those holy soldiers for unethical persuasions instead of an ordinary electrician.

Life hack

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CharanJaydemyr wrote:

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pneuma wrote:

Brush your teeth. Read a book. Stay in school. Just say "No" to drugs. Everything in moderation. Be frugal. Early bird gets the worm. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Drink water. Do unto others what you would have them do unto you. Honor your parents. Think before you act. Pay your bills on time. Give others the benefit of the doubt. Rely on discipline, not motivation. Help yourself then help others. Give to charity. Accept others as they are. Lead by example. Trust, but verify. Have a firm handshake. Don't procrastinate.

I can genuinely say I've broken at least one of those every single day of my life.

You forgot the most important.

Wear sunscreen.

YES!

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pneuma wrote:

Brush your teeth. Read a book. Stay in school. Just say "No" to drugs. Everything in moderation. Be frugal. Early bird gets the worm. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Drink water. Do unto others what you would have them do unto you. Honor your parents. Think before you act. Pay your bills on time. Give others the benefit of the doubt. Rely on discipline, not motivation. Help yourself then help others. Give to charity. Accept others as they are. Lead by example. Trust, but verify. Have a firm handshake. Don't procrastinate.

Commendable.

Think globally, act locally.

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diablofdb wrote:

Life advice:

When you are sad, think about this: Everyone is the reason for at least one person to masturbate. Even YOU!

You obviously haven't seen me.

I also don't include myself to determine if people use me as an aid ;)

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CharanJaydemyr wrote:

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pneuma wrote:

Brush your teeth. Read a book. Stay in school. Just say "No" to drugs. Everything in moderation. Be frugal. Early bird gets the worm. Don't count your chickens before they hatch. Drink water. Do unto others what you would have them do unto you. Honor your parents. Think before you act. Pay your bills on time. Give others the benefit of the doubt. Rely on discipline, not motivation. Help yourself then help others. Give to charity. Accept others as they are. Lead by example. Trust, but verify. Have a firm handshake. Don't procrastinate.

I can genuinely say I've broken at least one of those every single day of my life.

You forgot the most important.

Wear sunscreen.

Duly noted. I added it to the list, and now it makes more sense:

Brush your bird early. Just say "No" to teeth. Drink sunscreen in moderation. Be frugal with the worm. Don't count your drugs before they do unto you. Accept charity, then help others procrastinate. Stay in your parents benefit of the doubt. Verify yourself but don't hatch others. Discipline your school by water. Rely on others trust, but think before you honor your handshake. As example, pay your chickens on time. Act as they are. Give everything the firm motivation of lead. Have a book as sunscreen.