Story chain (we have a winner)

...a particularly disruptive electromagnetic pulse emanating from their brains that causes portable radios to malfunction and emit only static noise and...
Crom laughs at your four winds!
causing innocent bystanders to lose all bowel control including...
...their puppies bowels...
we will rise or fall together, mediocrity is accomplished alone
...and all this simultaneous bowel release created a miasma of stench that covered the town like a creepy fog, thus...
Crom laughs at your four winds!
causing everyone to...
...goes crazy asking for a POE beta key...
...so much that Edgar Allan POE himself showed up with a barrel full of wooden keys shaped like betta fish, his finest creation since...
Crom laughs at your four winds!
The dawn of mankind, which then after...
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JDWallace wrote:
The dawn of mankind, which then after...


a dog came over to him and took his last beta key and held it over his nose and told him to "sit" Quoting "i'm in charge now!"
The owner begged the dog to give him the beta key trying to trade bacon for it...

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