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...a particularly disruptive electromagnetic pulse emanating from their brains that causes portable radios to malfunction and emit only static noise and...
Crom laughs at your four winds!
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causing innocent bystanders to lose all bowel control including...
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...their puppies bowels...
we will rise or fall together, mediocrity is accomplished alone
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...and all this simultaneous bowel release created a miasma of stench that covered the town like a creepy fog, thus...
Crom laughs at your four winds!
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causing everyone to...
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...goes crazy asking for a POE beta key...
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...so much that Edgar Allan POE himself showed up with a barrel full of wooden keys shaped like betta fish, his finest creation since...
Crom laughs at your four winds!
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The dawn of mankind, which then after...
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" a dog came over to him and took his last beta key and held it over his nose and told him to "sit" Quoting "i'm in charge now!" |
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The owner begged the dog to give him the beta key trying to trade bacon for it...
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