Incident Report for April 1 Catastrophe

awesome joke fellas and gals.. keep it up. now if only they could add to your claw dammage....

bravo \o/

Was wondering where all the cats came from.... Meow what's going on?

This is disgraceful. Not only do I sense animal abuse in here, do you even care about the habitats of Wraeclast? What if they sport a serious allergic reaction to cat hair? Do you know the terrors that come with scratching over and over again, just because some sick fuck decided to put CATS in your house?
It's even outside! Wind carries hairs. It won't be just those poor cannibals, but this is something that will have an influence on everything. Even the people in town will have to fight this insanity.

And I haven't even touched the tip of the iceberg here.

Like I said, animal abuse. Do you think those cats are HAPPY there? Cats on the beach? The fuck man. That's not cool for those creatures. Do you really think you will score points with the gaming community, doing this like that? Newsflash! You WON't! Gets even worse when you are mapping. You summon them in strange dimensions. Where did these cats even come from? From that dimension? Or do we summon them from a completely different dimension? That is sick. And worst off all? You force us to summon them. We have no choice. But you are turning us into monsters.

God. I disgust myself.

I am this close in calling the cops on this sick move. You should be ashamed. I hope you will think about before pulling a sick move like this again.

Well played Chris :).

Laughed pretty hard.

Just make sure the typo doesn't get changed to "Scat on crit." We don't need a literal shitstorm to happen. O_O

I did wonder where all the cats came from.

Thank you, this is really funny and well written!

This is why GGG is one of the best dev teams out there!

Thank you for the laugh, truly an awesome April Fools Prank

With all these kitties generated about I am able to guess how strong or weak a partie is. How frequently he takes damage or what his crit rate is. PvP guys could get some benefits out of it. :)

Don't fix. I was enjoying Elephental Hit being useful. :(