Custom Wisdom Scroll / Vaal sound filters???

It would be really funny to be able to customize sound effects based on idenitified / changed stats. For example, if you vaal an item below base/set stats -> play fart sound. Or if it hits and goes above some value: let's says Ingenuity Utility Belt is identified above 60 play something happy, alternatively if it gets vaaled above 80% play long party celebration and etc.

Taking it step further, but maybe it's too much... customize exhalt slams based on tiers?