Compensation for support times title in game please

it's been so long since I've been able to play due to waiting for support, but I thought it would be funny if we could get an in-game title or something like "it's been 84 years" for everyone who has had to submit a support ticket for the POE2 EA launch because it will have been a month since I have attempted to get support and I have resisted charge backing the game until support does something