GGG should work a deal with Hasbro for PoE weapons

We all know that GGG loves to use the nerf hammer:

Hasbro Nerf® Hammer (Mjölner)


Since Hasbro already has:

Spoiler
Nerf sword (Rigwald's Charge):


Nerf sword (Terminus Est)


Nerf sword (Scaeva Gladius)


Nerf sword (Exquisite Blade)


Nerf sword and dagger (Ichimonji and Ungil's Gauche)


Nerf Axe (Broad axe)


Nerf Axe (Atziri's Disfavour?... err... close but not quite right)


Nerf Axe (Jack, The Axe)


Nerf Mallet (Chober Chaber)


Nerf Bow (Roth's Reach)


Nerf Bow (Voltaxic Rift)


Nerf Bow (Decimation Bow)


You can tell I'm burned out of playing if I'm looking for PoE equivalent Nerf weapons.  :)

It would be fairly easy for GGG to market an entire line of PoE Nerf Weapons.

Post your Nerf equivalent PoE weapon finds.


"You've got to grind, grind, grind at that grindstone..."
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but poor QoP in PoE is the father of frustration.

The perfect solution to fix Trade Chat:
www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2247070
Last edited by Arrowneous#3097 on Jan 15, 2018, 8:43:14 PM
Last bumped on Jan 16, 2018, 12:16:13 PM
Please don't use nerf so much in a POE forum post. We've had more than enough nerf recently.


Wolf
I'll take "Swords" for two hundred Alex.
-Faux Sean Connery
"
Lightning_Wolf wrote:
Please don't use nerf so much in a POE forum post. We've had more than enough nerf recently.

Wolf

I did start out by saying GGG loves to use the "nerf" hammer.

That's it? I do something to lighten up the mostly depressing forum posts and this is the only comment. Wow... I guess Chris really should post (on Reddit of course never here... why start now) that "in light of the fact that some players are still reaching level 100 in only a few days we have decided to increase the XP from 90 to 100 by ten times... and then WE DOUBLED IT!". Privately (off the record) Chris is probably saying that we (GGG) need to keep increasing the amount of XP required to go from 90 to 100 each new league until we finally see that no one can team grind a build to 100 in less than 1 week. At some point we will eventually get a reduction in the number of players speed leveling from 90 to 100.

As far as me and my "filthy casual" playing of PoE, I personally am in favor of a 42x increase per level from 90 to 100. That will teach all these PoE no-lifers... sorry, racers the meaning of GRINDING.
"You've got to grind, grind, grind at that grindstone..."
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but poor QoP in PoE is the father of frustration.

The perfect solution to fix Trade Chat:
www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2247070
Last edited by Arrowneous#3097 on Jan 16, 2018, 5:53:59 AM
ha, amazing! I have a few of the nerf blasters and rifles etc, didn't know they did all these melee weapons and bows too! that is pretty cool! although that last bow doesn't look like a nerf bow, that is some pointy arrows :)

Report Forum Post

Report Account:

Report Type

Additional Info